":Me"

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

LMFAO... how the hell did Buddha#81 get to be a mentor haha man have you guys ever seen the wally ride, dosent even have a road bike

Just looked at the list of mentors, geee not a lot of thought went into them, what is it a weetbix packet card entry?
ie: MVnuts knolage doubles all the chch mentors hands down.

If you have any issue with who has been nominated PM a senior Mentor with your concerns

[vifferman]

If you have any issue with who has been nominated PM a senior Mentorl with your concerns

To what end? [insert :spudwhat: emoticodweebicon here]
If (by some weird and bizarre fluke of fate) I were nominated as a mentor, I'd change my name to "Phuk", or "Screw" or "Roger", or summat like that.

But that's never gonna happen - it's like with everything else: you need to not be invisible and mentally "differentiated".

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

To what end? [insert :spudwhat: emoticodweebicon here]
If (by some weird and bizarre fluke of fate) I were nominated as a mentor, I'd change my name to "Phuk", or "Screw" or "Roger", or summat like that.

But that's never gonna happen - it's like with everything else: you need to not be invisible and mentally "differentiated".

umm that makes no sense... but then again neither does life...

The Mentors are nominated and then if you disagree and a have a vaible reason why someone should n't be a mentor then let them know... if they don't that the monated person doesn't know how to ride and truely is a complete cock then why would the senior mentors stop him from becoming one if they don't know but mets the rest of the crietia

[vifferman]

umm that makes no sense...

And you're surprised about that because...?
NOTHING I say makes much sense (hence my signatures lines, which are a form of disclaimer, and which keeps me from being bothered by people asking me stuff). But then neither does most of what is said or happens on KB make any sense.
It's not like it's Real Life or anything, y'know.

The Mentors are nominated and then if you disagree and a have a vaible reason why someone should n't be a mentor then let them know... if they don't that the monated person doesn't know how to ride and truely is a complete cock then why would the senior mentors stop him from becoming one if they don't know but mets the rest of the crietia

There are criteria?
There are people on KB that actually know how to ride properly?

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

There are criteria?
There are people on KB that actually know how to ride properly?

Stranger things have happened... but yes

[ManDownUnder]

it's the KB equivalent of a God but instead of "the great I AM" Mental is thought he'd risk eternal damnation and went for "Me" instead.

Those ":Me"s can smite your ass though - they'll give you boils, plagues of locusts... erectile problems all that good stuff so keep kissing their hineys till your nose is brown - and then some!

[vifferman]

Those ":Me"s can smite your ass though - they'll give you boils, plagues of locusts... erectile problems all that good stuff so keep kissing their hineys till your nose is brown - and then some!

I'd rather be smoted than kiss anyone's arse.

[dangerous]

If you have any issue with who has been nominated PM a senior Mentor with your concerns

No not at all, most of the mentors in chch are great people and beter mates... its the way it was done I dont agree with

[Katman]

I think I can lay claim to providing proof that the mentor scheme isn't a popularity contest.

[Kickaha]

LMFAO... how the hell did Buddha#81 get to be a mentor haha man have you guys ever seen the wally ride, dosent even have a road bike

He isn't a road mentor so he doesn't need one and he's quick enough to beat you

If you have any issue with who has been nominated PM a senior Mentor with your concerns

What and not whine, snivel and grandstand on here, you've got to be fucking joking eh?

If (by some weird and bizarre fluke of fate) I were nominated as a mentor, I'd change my name to "Phuk", or "Screw" or "Roger",

or Blow

There are people on KB that actually know how to ride properly?

No there's not but there's a a lot that like to think they can

its the way it was done I dont agree with

Nah I agree they shouldn't have plastered it all over the forums and asked for peoples input like they did the bastards

[dangerous]

He isn't a road mentor so he doesn't need one and he's quick enough to beat you





Nah I agree they shouldn't have plastered it all over the forums and asked for peoples input like they did the bastards

Yip Budd as race mentor, good idea... but the ladie that bullied them (budds words) into the position has no idea just like those that 'plastered it all over the forums' they have never ridden with the mentors... it was a populatery contest simple as, like when a senior mods concerns were pushed aside on just this.

There are people on KB that actually know how to ride properly?

Well if anyone can actually define "ride properly" like whos to say what properly is? (eg: my style suits me but may not others)
I believe ther are people full of wisdom that would make ideal mentors but they are not the sort to stand up, I find those that do stand up have a lot to learn themselves last time arond BiffBaff was a classic example, his riding ability (vewied 1st hand) left a lot to be desired.


BTW kick... sarcassim is the lowest form of wit, you can do beter.

[Kickaha]

Yip Budd as race mentor, good idea... but the ladie that bullied them (budds words) into the position has no idea just like those that 'plastered it all over the forums' they have never ridden with the mentors... it was a populatery contest simple as, like when a senior mods concerns were pushed aside on just this.

Yeah well Budhha is such a shy retiring sort of guy I'm sure he'd never stand up for himself if he didn't want to do it

It's fairly obvious from what you've put in here that you have no real idea about the whole process regarding the mentors and why and how those decisions were made

I believe ther are people full of wisdom that would make ideal mentors but they are not the sort to stand up,

Some of them also can't be bothered getting involved, if you think you have someone worthwhile there's nothing to stop you putting them forward

I find those that do stand up have a lot to learn themselves last time arond BiffBaff was a classic example, his riding ability (vewied 1st hand) left a lot to be desired.

There's mentors appointed who I don't believe are suitable either and I opposed, did you pm anyone regarding your concerns?

I think some were elected solely because of their popularity with certain sectors of this site, but at the end of the days I don't give a toss because I won't be using their services and if the system works as it should people like that will be weeded out

BTW kick... sarcassim is the lowest form of wit, you can do beter.

The full quote attributed to Oscar Wilde is

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence"

[jrandom]

I reckon the 'mentor' system is just a few flags in a database and a pair of green letters on screens that'll mostly be ignored and a couple of years from now be quietly turned off due to a profound lack of relevance to anything aside from a few rather large egos.

[Quasievil]

I reckon the 'mentor' system is just a few flags in a database and a pair of green letters on screens that'll mostly be ignored and a couple of years from now be quietly turned off due to a profound lack of relevance to anything aside from a few rather large egos.

large EGO's you fucking kidding me, just because some people are keen to help others we get accused of having large ego's.
the whole thing, which I started, was due to a shitload of new members crashing and not having a clue how to ride, or having a clue about anything to do with bikes, since its inception there has been fuckloads of people bennefit from it, how many crshes have been saved ?

Tell me anything bad about the system which is real and accurate as opposed to what appears to be a bunch of whinging dickheads with nothing better to do than raise their wanky concerns for no benifit other than to muster up green rep and then maybe your wishes will be granted and we will as a group ignore the new members and leave them to their own misguided devices.
If ya got nothing nice to say about the effort then be quiet

That goes to all of you, consider yourselves served !

[jrandom]

I need a hug!

OK dude.



I still love each and every one of you, and I think you're totally awesome.