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    You boys! Always going on about the size of your chicken strips .....who cares?
    Chicken strips are like willies...overrated, often lied about and size is no indication of ability
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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    You boys! Always going on about the size of your chicken strips .....who cares?
    Chicken strips are like willies...overrated, often lied about and size is no indication of ability

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    Chicken strips are like willies...overrated, often lied about and size is no indication of ability
    Ahhhh...but how often do you get to see willies out in the open? To know the owner IS lying?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackshear View Post
    Having seen this kinda thread only twice, I'll bite.

    I've got about an inch on my 170/70's.
    Every time I start getting my lean on, shit scrapes on the ground. First my fat feet, then the base of the peg.
    Almost highsided scraping that goddamn peg. Now I slip my ass into the corner and try getting a bitta lean on into the corner =)

    Be nice... The Bandit ain't no RS50 in doughnut terms.
    like to know if the pegs sit at different height, i dont hit anything on the road except my foot and i now bring them back on the peg and still dont touch the road .
    are the pegs at different height to the 1200.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    You boys! Always going on about the size of your chicken strips .....who cares?
    Chicken strips are like willies...overrated, often lied about and size is no indication of ability
    Willies? I don't bother lying about mine, size is adequate for the job and ability is no problem - I guarantee an orgasm every time, at least one of us will have one!

    Personally I couldn't care less about chicken strips. I ride because I enjoy it, not so that someone will look closely at my tyres and say "wow, you're kewl!".
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    Quote Originally Posted by firefighter View Post
    I had a ZZR250, which under me hated it's life, (I was too fat for the poor wee thing!) anyway I had chicken strips on it, yet I mostly rode it along S16, up through to Wellsford, to Whangarei (pretty much every set of shifts off), and I would do this often, and I would get the bike over enough to scrape my boots and pegs up quite nicely, and wasn't keen to go much further over than that as I like life, so what your saying is that is just commuting, because the strips stayed on the sides of the tyre? Sounds pretty immature to me mate.
    in that case your feet arent on the pegs properly if your just scraping ya feet. If your scraping ya pegs then ya need to adjust ;em up... thats why teh harleys are going around the outside of you.... ! Your a prime example of thinking your at the limit.. Teh fact is you're at your limit.. not necassarily the bikes or other peoples..!!!

    I feel like chicken tonight.. chicken tonight..!!!



    Quote Originally Posted by MarkH View Post
    Personally I couldn't care less about chicken strips. I ride because I enjoy it, not so that someone will look closely at my tyres and say "wow, you're kewl!".

    i just saw your ride.. i larfed and lol'ed....! People cant stop laffing at your ride to notice your tyres.. !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Ahhhh...but how often do you get to see willies out in the open? To know the owner IS lying?
    Women know fully well that the quiet achievers are those to be trusted

    Chicken strips...meh, who cares? I've never pretended to be an awesome rider.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boomer View Post
    i just saw your ride.. i larfed and lol'ed....! People cant stop laffing at your ride to notice your tyres.. !!!
    Oh that's just my weekday commuter - I am getting a GSX-R1000 K9 for weekend fun, unless the unthinkable happens and the wrong numbers get draw on Saturday's Lotto. Otherwise I'll have to wait till next Winter to get me a sports bike for the weekends. I still won't care about the chicken strips though.

    I think that maybe my scoot isn't the type of bike to worry about scrubbing off chicken strips with. But it IS damn good at getting me around Auckland during the week!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable
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    Quote Originally Posted by boomer View Post
    Your a prime example of thinking your at the limit.. Teh fact is you're at your limit.. not necassarily the bikes or other peoples..!!!
    Yep, I guess I could have adjusted the pegs up and rode with my knees next to my head, or just gone over a bit further from the pegs up to the engine casing/fairings, that'd be so cool!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by firefighter View Post
    Yep, I guess I could have adjusted the pegs up and rode with my knees next to my head, or just gone over a bit further from the pegs up to the engine casing/fairings, that'd be so cool!!!
    Just keep piling on teh excuses... i've seen all 101 of 'em.


    * Edit, since the 101 excuses we're originally made, teh Hysobag came along.. so officially there are 102 excuses now.

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    I'm not such a fan of chicken strips. I think chicken thigh is tastier. You can do a quick cordon bleu with chicken thighs, ham and cheese that is very tasty. Not good for you though, just tasty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boomer View Post
    Just keep piling on teh excuses... i've seen all 101 of 'em.


    * Edit, since the 101 excuses we're originally made, teh Hysobag came along.. so officially there are 102 excuses now.
    Get ya hand off it.
    Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
    A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision


    Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat

    Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
    Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by firefighter View Post
    Get ya hand off it.

    I can't .. your chins in teh way.

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    I dont have chicken strips...i have chicken knobsmmmmm CHICKEN KNOBS...TASTY
    But i really like the taste of fish
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    Quote Originally Posted by boomer View Post
    I can't .. your chins in teh way.
    What are you doing with your hand on ya mum arse?
    Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
    A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision


    Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat

    Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
    Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.

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