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    Talking Know exactly how you feel

    I feel absolutely terrified when I go to try to get into one of those tiny milk round things with the inpenetrable pully top, the f//king thing sits there are looks all innocently up at you, and lures you into a false sense of security, whilse you summon up the courage to pull its head off, then after a struggle it chucks its entire guts out everywhere, with a mere few splats going into a cup.


    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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    Try opening a packet of "purina one" moggy tucker with anything less than a sharp knife, they have those packets welded shut
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    While we're on the subject... the bastard that invented that plastic blister pack stuff thats all fused together should be STRUNG UP!...
    The ultimate in frustration - buying new scissors that are packaged that way...
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    Its threads like these that prove that woman should not have computers.

    or be let on kb
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Mt Cook Airline used to use industrial strength glad wrap to wrap up the in flight sandwiches, too.
    A few years ago I flew from Rotorua to Mt Cook on an HS748.
    We were well past Mt Ruapehu before I even located the fuggin end of the glad wrap to fuggin unwrap the supplied sammies!
    I was beginning to think that Mt Cook had had special "endless" glad wrap specially made. Bastards!
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    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while

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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    Its threads like these that prove that woman should not have computers.

    or be let on kb
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    Gassit Girl would give you the learn quite easily, RM.
    You might end up eating humble pie when she shows up your riding deficiencies
    mate no one can give me the learn, not even the mormon few or skidmark.
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Quote Originally Posted by woodybee View Post
    I feel absolutely terrified when I go to try to get into one of those tiny milk round things with the inpenetrable pully top
    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    Mt Cook Airline used to use industrial strength glad wrap to wrap up the in flight sandwiches, too.
    Lot of airlines have pully-top juice too. I've lost count of the number of times I've seen someone dump the contents of their orange juice in their neighbour's lap.
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    ahaha nice thread.


    After my treatment my hands or rather fingertips have become hyper sensitive. I can no longer take jar lids off, open the flip lids on the ketchup bottles or open ring pulls on cans... i feel for the ladies and there endless fight with the packaging departments.

    I also believe teh clear hard plastic fused together as packaging is someones idea of a joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old git View Post
    This is a bikers site, not for domestic goddesses !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    We do have some excellent threads about lace doilies, and the correct way to brew a cup of tea.

    And that reminds me, we haven't had a recipe thread for AGES. Are we meant to starve or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    While we're on the subject... the bastard that invented that plastic blister pack stuff thats all fused together should be STRUNG UP!
    It's alright if you have a disc grinder/chainsaw/oxy acetylene set handy when it comes to opening them, but a real shit to do otherwise
    ahh the tamagotchi packaging... I know it well.
    The real bastard about that one is when you do finally hack into the bloody thing you can guarantee you will get a cut from the freaken sharp plastic edges.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pete376403 View Post
    there's a word for it - "lactomangulation" - originally applied to cardboard milk cartons.

    lak'tō-man'gū-lay'shən)

    1. (n.) Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the "illegal" side.

    2. (n.) lak'tō-man'gū-lay'shən. When one accidently forces open the wrong side of a milk container not realizing the fact.

    which in turn makes you make a horid mess so you go and buy more... there fore creating supply and demand

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    The ultimate in frustration - buying new scissors that are packaged that way...
    Perhaps the ultimate "Catch - 22"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    mate no one can give me the learn, not even the mormon few or skidmark.
    yes yes, how about R64life?

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    Quote Originally Posted by carver View Post
    yes yes, how about R64life?
    he was to busy checking himself out in his mirrors.
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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