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    Laser vaginal rejuvenation

    Girls. Could your Vagina swallow a road cone, help is at hand .........tired of the 'juju' lips flapping when the wind blows? ............. Restore your Virginity?

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    But can they restore my anal virginity?
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    Sounds like a big job Dan.......send 'em an E-mail!

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    With scalpals and lasers???? I can't imagine there being very long queue.
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    Reginas Vagina

    Scalpels and lasers...Bugger that - have these women not heard of PC muscle workouts and sex toys?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mowgli View Post
    With scalpals and lasers???? I can't imagine there being very long queue.
    Be great a presant for the missus this xmas huh mowgli

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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    Girls. Could your Vagina swallow a road cone, help is at hand .........tired of the 'juju' lips flapping when the wind blows? ............. Restore your Virginity?
    sweet...me and my girlfriends were talking about getting revirginised the other day too. You know how it is... in our 30s and married.. need to look and feel like virgins again.
    Just a question though, I couldnt find any info on the site... How much is penis re-endurance surgery? You know the surgery that makes the penis able to keep up with these revirginised vaginas...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blossom View Post
    sweet...me and my girlfriends were talking about getting revirginised the other day too. You know how it is... in our 30s and married.. need to look and feel like virgins again.
    Just a question though, I couldnt find any info on the site... How much is penis re-endurance surgery? You know the surgery that makes the penis able to keep up with these revirginised vaginas...
    Google is your friend baby...................search and report back to us

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    Reginas Vagina
    did you notice her surgeon was tiger woods?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    But can they restore my anal virginity?
    I understand that Bishop Brian Tamaki can.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    have these women not heard of PC muscle workouts
    Aren't politically-correct muscles and vaginas somehow contradictory concepts, even on Kiwi Biker?
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Is this real or just lip service?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    Google is your friend baby...................search and report back to us
    ok so after much lurking and googling.. I have discovered two things.

    1. Apparently the only surgery men have on their penis is lengthening, widening and straightening out...

    2. Penis is not a good word to google if you have just eaten.

    Imagine women wanting their stuff operated on to make it longer, wider or straighter... At least those women who have it only want it to look/feel like it used too..not to change it into something totally different.
    I wouldn’t be broke if the voices in my head paid rent

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    I understand that Bishop Brian Tamaki can.
    No he just makes your asshole seem small when he stands next to you
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blossom View Post
    ...At least those women who have it only want it to look/feel like it used too...
    So tell us. Did it work?
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