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    mmmm coke and jds,whisky,rum, mmm in fact leave out the coke it makes you fat mmm straught jds,whiskey and rum
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    Quote Originally Posted by trademe900 View Post
    When did you develop the taste for beer?
    Haven't yet... and all wines taste the flipping same. I reckon people are lying when they say, ooh, this is a woody wine, OR DRY - FFS its a liquid!!!

    Who cares... I get to laugh at the drunks, and remind them all the next day, as they deny all.
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    Im not a big beer drinker, but man ... there is nothing quiet like an ice cold beer after a hard work out of sorts.
    A good nectar to quell the thirst is Export for me!
    Not so good once gone to the loo It does awful things to my bladder!
    Beer is something one either likes or dosent.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Trumpess View Post
    Im not a big beer drinker, but man ... there is nothing quiet like an ice cold beer after a hard work out of sorts.
    A good nectar to quell the thirst is Export for me!
    Not so good once gone to the loo It does awful things to my bladder!
    Beer is something one either likes or dosent.


    Ohhh .... and Im still trying to figure out how you can get pissed on the shit!!


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    I've never liked beer either.

    Top shelf for me. Vodka is the choice at the moment but it changes from time to time.

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    All those "blokes" that don't like beer should form an orderly queue over there and hand over your man card.
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    Took me a while to like beer compared to my friends (for me about 23 vs 15 for them)

    I still have certain brands which taste like ass....export gold being the main one.....
    So my advice is keep drinking what you like, but always have a taste of different beers now and again...once you find one you like you'll be set.

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    I have never liked the taste of beer. Bourbon, whisky and Rum for me thanks.

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    Wait till your 21st, then man handle that yardy! Then keep drinking beer after the yardy. Then for breakfast the next morning marinate your steak in beer. Then you'll either like it, or never drink it again haha

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    Y'know, not everyone has the same sense of taste or sense of smell. The number of receptors for each varies widely from person to person. Beer is bitter after all, due to the hops, so it's not surprising some people don't like it. I started drinking it at about 13 (first time I got pissed) and apart from a few years when I didn't drink any alcohol, tea or coffee, I've been drinking it ever since. I can't stand the thought of giving it up - what else is there to drink when you're really hot and thirsty? Only water - softdrinks aren't thirst-quenching as they have too much sugar in them (by design - to not quite quench your thirst while at the same time making you thirstier, so you'll drink more).
    Beer is good!
    Coke, on the other hand, should be banned on account of being chemical waste.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Only beer I like is Monteiths Summer Ale.....hmmmmmmmmmm. And you don't get that rottenarse beer poo stench that sticks to the walls of the toilet the next day!

    You are only a young pup, give it time and you will find the tasty beverage that is for you!
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    drink whiskey instead
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    Quote Originally Posted by trademe900 View Post
    Lol, help I think something is wrong with me...

    Beer tastes like dog piss to me! I'm 20 years old, and yet still, it never gets any better. I can't help but think everyone around me drinks it just to be cool because it tastes so foul!

    For years I kept getting told, it'll grow on you in no time etc etc. Nope.

    I mean, today i'd far rather pick a nice cold coke than a friggen beer! I Something must be wrong with me? I mean, you have to like beer in order to be a 'real man' don't you lol? Personally I couldn't care less but i'm interested to know...

    When did you develop the taste for beer?

    Well, ya could be one of them blokes that likes cocktails, or you might like pink shirts, that may explain why you dont like beer....maybe, just maybe you fantasize about Kiwifruit...

    Here are a couple of things you may like...







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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    Only beer I like is Monteiths Summer Ale.....hmmmmmmmmmm.
    Aha! Then you haven't looked hard enough, or tried enough beers. There are some nice 'gurrrly' ales for you, like raspberry wheat beer, or some fruit-flavoured Belgian ales. They're not easy to find, but they are about. There's a shop near us that sells a cherry-flavoured Belgian beer. I think it's terrible, but the vifferbabe likes it, after she had summat similar at her cousin's house in Helmond.

    Trademe900000 might like it too!

    I had some raspberry wheat beer at Mugger's Brewpub in Twin Falls Idaho, in January '95 or '96. It was great! (even though I got hassled for drinking such a gurrrrlie drink. I wanted to try the ornery wheat beer, but they had only the pink one the night I was there. The beer we had in the brewpub was the only palatable Mrkn ale we had the whole week we were there.
    Oh - and Trademe9999000 - if you ever go to Idaho, stay away from something called "Red Dog" - I believe it really is made from dog's piss (not that I've ever tasted that), and compost. The first mouthful the gag reflexes nearly kick in. The third one, your tastebuds have expired from overload, and you start to think (coz your brain's poisoned) "That wasn't so bad". Then the first belch comes up, and the nightmare starts all over again.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    If you don't like it don't drink it. I didn't like the taste of it for the longest time and I kinda developed it over a while. I still don't like anything in a green bottle (the so called elite beers - Steinekin etc). Drink what you do like.

    I don't like tomatoes or fejoass - just the way it is.

    Think of the money you'll save!

    There's this little red headed dude on here that I'd really hate to cross swords with (not that I imagine I ever will)... and he's given up drinking alcohol at all. That earned a hell of a lot of respect from me to be honest - society says drink - get drunk - it's the thing to do. Some choose not to for various reasons... and "I don't like it" is up there with the best.

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