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  1. 31st October 2008, 12:31 #1
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    Bloody Halloween!

    I don't do Halloween - bloody imported celebrations for retail purposes piss me off!

    I also don't do Xmas, Easter, Valentines day or anything else that requires financial outlay, apart from birthdays which I feel are a valid celebration of something real.

    So my wife bought some small chocolate bars in case we have any neighbourhood scrotes scavenging at our door.

    I've just hidden them.

    Damned if I'm feeding the neighbourhood bunnies, after having spent several hundred dollars in paint covering their bloody tagging on my fence over the last 12 months!

    I'm such a meanie... I love it...
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    Someone made a comment to me the other day, which I thought perspicacious, that the rise in popularity of Halloween parallels the decline of Guy Fawkes.

    When I was young, we were all too busy blowing things up in early November to have time for other amusements. Now that Guy Fawkes has been bowdlerised and emasculated , kids naturally have lost interest.

    The wowser fun police have a lot to answer for. Oh for the chance to blow THEM up.
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    3 hours ago I would've probably agreed... but that was before I went for my morning walk and met a cute young thing with great boobs squeezed into a little devils outfit. Now, I'm all for it
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    Oh crap! Is it that time of year again?

    Every year, I hope to have the front gate installed in time to keep the Halloween beggars from our door, but so far it's been an Epic Fail.
    We still have damage to our cedar front door from some "trickers" scribbling on it, and to the powdercoat on the gargre door from some other disgruntled beggars egging it.
    Maybe it'd be easier to just feed the little feckers...
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.

    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....
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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    Oh crap! Is it that time of year again?
    Yeah, it's today, man. I've drawn the short straw and will be joining some small people for door to door harassment. Guy Fawkes was/is much better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donor View Post
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    I'm such a meanie... I love it...
    Awww thats so sweet....


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    I remember scaring buggery out of them with my Boba Fett outfit last year I'd rock up to the door with the whole ensemble and watch their little eyes bug out ... and its great when they get over their shock and ask for some treats ... if they haven't run away by them!

    If they do, then I give them all the old mouldering lollies festering away in the back of the pantry!
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    I say bring it on! Those indoctrinated little shits are up for a few surprises tonight I tell yah. In a court of law, they did ask for "trick or treat". Offer and acceptance I say. Fat little fuckers.
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    i have a bag of jaffas that i have been soaking in Roundup for a week, i bet you they dont ask again next year.
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    I'm wondering if I should perhaps knock together an indemnity form that absolves myself and the household within which I live from any immediate or future health/wellness issues that arise from said child consuming all/any lollies provided to them from said self and/or household?

    State the form must be signed by persons over 18 or a legal guardian in the event the lolly applicant is under 18.

    Make the fuckers fill it out in triplicate.

    Then tell them I don't have any lollies.

    Do you think they'd cry?

    Nah, this is Papakura east, they'd just tag my fence, torch my car and rape my cat...
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    Good luck to you all, I'm sick of throwing money at rude little brats - well this year anyway. Time for a break.
    So I'm off on a ride

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    With the child obesity epidemic, I feel that giving vegetables would be better than sweeties.

    Better go clean the 12 guage in case the buggers call around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    With the child obesity epidemic, I feel that giving vegetables would be better than sweeties.

    Better go clean the 12 guage in case the buggers call around.
    I never thought I'd ever say this but: Broccoli FTW!
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    O hum bug....nope don't belive in this...its wrong...yet we try an teach=stranger stranger! yet we allow them to go door to door...in different streets....
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