Bloody Halloween!

[Dave Lobster]

The dude was an Italian Mercenary .

I think I've spotted why he failed..

[Goblin]

I was heading home from the track day and saw a large number of kids in costume out on the streets. Got home to my kids and my 11 year old told me the boys from 2 doors down had been over "Trick or Treating".
They invited themselves in, looked at the playstation and said "Chur au!! Can I play your playstation au?!?" They then went into my son's bedroom and said "Au! You got heaps of lego au!" Then went into other son's bedroom and reckoned his bed was messy. Then went into my bedroom and said "AU! She gotta HUGE bed au!!!" Poor Matty was wondering how to get rid of them so told them "My mum will be home soon and if she sees you here she'll get angry". So they buggered off.
That's the first time any kids have ever trick or treated at our place, and hopefully the last.
Just prior to the nosy neighbors some telemarketer phoned and Matty answered. The woman asked to speak to his mother and he told her mum was on the toilet doing poohs!

Before I get accused of leaving my kids home alone, my mum lives next door and was there for them.

[Gareth51]

We must live too far up the hill for the little fatties too walk,not a single knock at the door,so I had to eat all the lollies myself.

[alanzs]

We had a few come by. I wear a black helmet with full face tinted visor and scream and rattle the door when they knock on the door. Gotta make the little ones a wee bit scared! Then, they get a lollie or three...

[Lucy]

I reckon all the grumpy haters are just jealous cos they are old. Think back to when you were kids - if someone had the idea that you could knock on doors and get free lollies you'd be all for it!

I, on the other hand, who are much more reasonable and perfect than you, don't like it because I am a holy Christian.

[Dave Lobster]

I, on the other hand, who are much more reasonable and perfect than you, don't like it because I am a holy Christian.

How tolerant of you!

[Lucy]

How tolerant of you!

Bless you.

[Dave Lobster]

I didn't sneeze.

[jafar]

The dude was an Italian Mercenary and he was employed by a group trying to prevent the evolution of the sort of society that you live in now.

It is worth celebrating.

He was a yorkshire man & a catholic soldier,
The point I was making is that he failed to blow up the houses of parliment...... Now if he had succeeded then that would be worth cellebrating

[Skyryder]

Someone made a comment to me the other day, which I thought perspicacious, that the rise in popularity of Halloween parallels the decline of Guy Fawkes.

When I was young, we were all too busy blowing things up in early November to have time for other amusements. Now that Guy Fawkes has been bowdlerised and emasculated , kids naturally have lost interest.

The wowser fun police have a lot to answer for. Oh for the chance to blow THEM up.

Yep we just import all these American traditions and call it culture. There's not a decent firework display now that has not been taken over by radio stations etc. Bartads reay piss me off with the music that they play. So loud you can' even hear the bang's anymore. As for this trick or treat thing that's just a joke. Trick any of the kids today and you'll most likely find ya self up with a law suit or they'll come back and tag ya place.

Give me the penny for the Guy days, at least the kids got to spend the money on what they wanted.

Changing times ol; son son changing times.

[varminter]

Good job he never succeeded or we would all be fekin' catliks