What do you do when your bird says the 'L' word...

[fire eyes]

Don't listen to HELEN! Don't think we can take another three years.

I said 'women' not 'shemen'

[raftn]

Is helen Clark a woman? here i was thinking it was a guy with a girls name...........now i get it!

[puddy]

Oh dear, she's only gone and said it...

Now, Saturday nights are spent at 'her' parents place having dinner and shit like that. You have to swap the bike for 'something sensible, like a nice Toyota" and beer is only allowed in a glass at the interval during a show like Mama Mia or Phantom of the Frikken Opera.

So, how does one wriggle out of this sad existance......

Post a picture of her. She might be the best you'll ever get! And you might have to be smart, pull your head out (of your arse), sell the VL250, and be happy that you are not trying to marry your bike like skidmark!

[sidecar bob]

Get a bigger bike.... one with NO pillion seat

You only need to get one with a tail tidy, That way you can slip it off if you want to take a mate for a cruise & slip it back on before you go home & she will be none the wiser.

[Headbanger]

You spend Saturday nights hanging at her parents?

Madness, Once a year for that carry on is more then enough, And if anyone tries to badmouth shit ya love (like riding ya bike) you need to shoot them down.

As for your girl, Slip it up her arse, That should see how deep her love is.

If she handles that then borrow $50 off her then split for a three day bender.

[jrandom]

Run like the wind.

Don't have anything to do with a woman who tries to pry you away from the bike. That always indicates baaaaaad things.

There's always another chick somewhere who gives better head and would prefer that you kept the motorcycle. Go snag that one.

[Forest]

Christ! Why the hell are you even listening to what she says?

Sounds like that's your problem right there.

[sidecar bob]

Run like the wind.

Don't have anything to do with a woman who tries to pry you away from the bike. That always indicates baaaaaad things.

There's always another chick somewhere who gives better head and would prefer that you kept the motorcycle. Go snag that one.

Have to say, Im with the random guy on this one.

[PrincessBandit]

Flippin heck mate - ...Do you think anyone would be mad enough to ask for relationship counselling from a bunch of eclectic bike riding freaks on KB???

Uh, oh so not electric bike riding freaks then. My bad. Oops.

[Lucy]

Oh dear, she's only gone and said it...

Now, Saturday nights are spent at 'her' parents place having dinner and shit like that. ......

Admit that you are gay and go and live your life how 'you' want to.

That's what writing 'her' in apostrophes means doesn't it? Any normal bloke does what he wants, I thought. If you really don't like spending that time with her folks, she must be worth it in some way?

Look back when you are a sad lonely old man and wonder why you gave it all up, or get on with it.

[jrandom]

Look back when you are a sad lonely old man and wonder why you gave it all up, or get on with it.

Chortle, chortle.

Been burned by a man who knew what was good for him and what wasn't, have we, m'dear?

[Lucy]

Chortle, chortle.

Been burned by a man who knew what was good for him and what wasn't, have we, m'dear?

Is that how it reads? Haha, no, not at all! But I do know of a few single men who would do anything to have a steady girlfriend, and I know of some who prefer to live the single life doing what they want.

So someone who has a girl who loves them, but who complains about it on an internet forum, strikes me as a fake.

[jrandom]

So someone who has a girl who loves them, but who complains about it on an internet forum, strikes me as a fake.

She's attempting to use her 'love' as a way to pry him away from his motorcycle.

That's not love.

[James Deuce]

She doesn't have to like bikes. She has to be a person who is happy with who you are. If she's trying to change you then you need to run.

[jrandom]

She doesn't have to like bikes. She has to be a person who is happy with who you are. If she's trying to change you then you need to run.

Yeah, what he said.



Doesn't have to be motorcycles; it could be about anything he happens to cherish. Point is, she doesn't give a fuck that he cherishes something, to her, it's just a piece of his life to be rearranged at her convenience for something more 'sensible'.

Run. Like. Hell.