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My little scoot has been frolicking around in Auckland's winter, and as a result she's dirtier than a Westie chick on a cocktail of porn and booze. So, being the nice guy that I am, I headed down to washworld. $16 in $2 coins and an hour later, she's still covered in a film of muck.
Being too lazy for my own good (and in the middle of renovations and working huge fucking hours), is there anyone who professionally cleans bikes to showroom standards?
MBB.
It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
Pasta La Vista
Yes me but Wellywood is a bit far to do a pick up from.
There is a lady in Auckland who does many of the bike shops.Charlie is her name and she advertises in Kiwirider I think.She does a great job from all acoounts.
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Whip it, whip it good!
Read the thread title and thought you were talking about usOriginally Posted by madbikeboy
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/group.php?groupid=34
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No, the title is dirty bitches, not hot bitches...
It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
could catch a monkey
December 13th - bikini bike wash at Mt Eden.
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DMNTD cleans bikes really well. I'm sure he gets a chubby in the process.
Through in an extra $50 and I'm sure he'd wear a bikini too.
Oh...if you're a lazy cant like moi, then a can of cheapo warehouse engine degreaser foams up and removes all sorts of $hit without wasting your own energy. You could also try brushing diesel over the dirty bits and then hosing it down......best not done whilst engine hot though.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Nah. He just sells it when it gets dirty. Just buy another...
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Dag nabbit not one dirty bitch to be seen - damn liar!
I shall remedy with some dirty bitches.
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_UujJoGtw-Cc/Ri...I/IMG_1628.JPG
They may not both be bitches but the unsafe search for 'dirty bitches' scarred me for life so you get this
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If I wear a bikini, does that mean that I save $50, or do I pay and extra $50?
I used the useless degreaser at wash world, and a lot of scrubbing (and ended up with a bunch of dirty scrubbers...). I'll try the warehouse as a last resort (they are a bunch of scoundrels who introduced parallel importing into NZ...).
It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
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It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
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He does not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cupcakes
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Cupcakes; how I do love cupcakes and sultry brunettes...
It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
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I like my brunettes with extra BIG....cupcakes
Wonder why the chic in the first pic is using a sponge she could just use her...cupcakes
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