Wobbly old fools on Harleys on motorways

**Bonez** · 2nd November 2008, 07:29

Originally Posted by DUCATI*HARD

Scooter=bmx,slow,wannabe
sportbike=fun,fast,cool
harley=loud,cruise,bad to the bone

There's something about chicks in short shirts on scooters that makes my groined tingle.

**Manxman** · 2nd November 2008, 07:40

Originally Posted by Headbanger

Good on who ever it was for buying a bike, getting out there and doing it.

Its a ball of fun no matter what direction you approach riding from or what age you start.

The try-hard wanker is the one knocking the guy for doing something new or in a different style to what they "think" makes a person a "real" biker.

Weak.

Too true!

Everyone's different, eh? Each to his/her own, and should be left to their own devices - unless of course we're talking about the Labour Party, in which case all bets are off.

/Back on topic/

**slofox** · 2nd November 2008, 10:52

Originally Posted by Big Dave

From a SV650 rider? You gotta be able to walk the walk first sunshine.

BD, I have been walking the walk for forty years...I figure I might just about be ready to stumble into a slow, slow jog sometime soon............

**Big Dave** · 2nd November 2008, 11:26

Originally Posted by slofox

I might just about be ready to stumble into a slow, slow jog sometime soon............

I'm not as think as you drunk I am :-P

**madbikeboy** · 3rd November 2008, 08:34

Originally Posted by Bonez

There's something about chicks in short shirts on scooters that makes my groined tingle.

There is cream that will help that itchy sensation...

**madbikeboy** · 3rd November 2008, 08:36

Originally Posted by Headbanger

Tiny minds and pettiness, As perfectly illustrated by your bizarre belief that pointing out an error in grammar is itself making some sort of point.

Tell me oh elitist language guy, Do you stop people mid-sentence during a conversation face to face to point out they mispronounced a word or are you just an internet language wanker? Or are you capable of seeing that it doesn't matter and people would just consider you a fucktard?

Hey, If it makes you look clever in your own eyes, Then right on, Your a legend, You know some shit.Wooohoooo, Yeah baby, yeah baby, yeah.

I'd rather fuck up some shit grammar then create a thread calling someone a fool because they didn't dress in a fashion I considered to be cool.

In fact, On behalf of the guy on the bike out there doing his thing I'd like to give a big old fashioned FUCK YOU to those that would give him shit for his gear, And grammar be fucked.

Im fuckin stoked if I look stupid in your eyes. Smell my finger.

I think everyone is taking this whole thread and my piss taking a wee bit seriously. Settle down kiddies, it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

**snuffles** · 3rd November 2008, 08:43

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

I think everyone is taking this whole thread and my piss taking a wee bit seriously. Settle down kiddies, it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

I love this place

**Bass** · 3rd November 2008, 11:09

Originally Posted by mctshirt

Could be worse - Wobbly Old Fool could have bought a set of golf clubs instead as gentlemen "of a certain age" do.

At least he has a sense of adventure

My golf clubs are worth more than the wife's bike.
What does that tell you about my prorities?

On the other hand, however, I've had the clubs longer than I've had the wife.
She might claim that they get looked after better as well.

**Pwalo** · 3rd November 2008, 12:14

Originally Posted by Headbanger

Because your ignorant?

Nah, it's just that you seem so easy to wind up. And I do admire HD riders who lane split in Wellington.

**madbikeboy** · 3rd November 2008, 13:07

Originally Posted by Bass

My golf clubs are worth more than the wife's bike.
What does that tell you about my prorities?

On the other hand, however, I've had the clubs longer than I've had the wife.
She might claim that they get looked after better as well.

Golf? Clubs?

Do your natty golf pants come with panty liners?

**Headbanger** · 3rd November 2008, 13:08

Originally Posted by Pwalo

Nah, it's just that you seem so easy to wind up. And I do admire HD riders who lane split in Wellington.

Good to see I was right on the money.

**HenryDorsetCase** · 3rd November 2008, 13:29

I'd own a Sportster: XR1200 or Nightster.

**Big Dave** · 3rd November 2008, 13:34

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

Golf? Clubs?

Do your natty golf pants come with panty liners?

I have a golf club. Singular.
I go to the driving range in Ellerslie race course.
Bashing the bejaysus out of a little white ball is quite therapeutic.
I'm not allowed in on race days - I can land them in the middle of the track - I did hit the ambulance once. Bouncer - no damage. Barred.
When I was in form they told me the only bloke who hits 'em further regularly is Scott Styrus.
Pussy that.

**OutForADuck** · 3rd November 2008, 13:34

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

I think everyone is taking this whole thread and my piss taking a wee bit seriously. Settle down kiddies, it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

Oh I loved the post and, like watching a toddler fall trying to walk and laughing your nutts off, get that we all like to see new riders out there having fun be they 12 or 112 But you got to see the funny side.....

Hope he last long enough to get the skills and a bigger grin