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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
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    Till some fucked up P head turns his car into a weapon and rams you for tapping on said window.

    Let it go mate - you are not going to change stupid people's behavior with a sermon, regardless. They will remain stupid.

    Yep. It's the only way and it's bloody sight safer too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Maturity maybe - if you had class you'd be rolling a joint with your bollox too.
    Dunno 'bout joints but I once worked with an old drover who could roll his baccy rollies with one hand. I spent six months trying to master it. Never did.

    His hands were so calloused he's strike his wax match on the palm of his hand to light the rollie.

    Shit that's bought lump in my throat.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    to merely educate other road users of the importance obeying the road rules and to be that bit more aware of motorcycles.
    By doing this, you may just have an influence on how the driver conducts themselves in the future and make our roads that bit safer.
    Doubt it mate. He probably drove away thinking about what a bunch of wankers motorcyclists are. Better to let it go I reckon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carver View Post
    Changing my dangerous ways
    riding round early this afternoon riding along like a moron again lane splitting in 50 zones and all that stupid crap speeding and so on go round this car and they gave me evils....oh watever look at something else... i think to myself get up to some lights... stopped at the lights....nailed it redlining every gear thinking i am god. flicking it through corners at just plain stupid speeds.

    then i dunno wtf it was but i just looked behind had miles behind me thought time to change my ways...i have no idea what bought about this change.....stomped on the anchors down to just hovering on 50 kph... and rode round 50 kph zones at 50 the whole day yes if traffic was doing 55 or so i hovered there but not the usual 90-110+ lane splitting speeds.....

    i am sure this is a resolve to myself i need to and am going to keep before i either loose my license or kill myself or somebody else because of my dangerous ways....

    thank you to all the people that had told me to just chill and stop playing ghostrider...

    i'm sure i will be much better off for it....

    and ive had my kicks of being a retard on the roads.... it's time to grow up be an adult and respect that the roads are for others too....

    so i am resolving to ride sensibly from now on mainly not speeding but also stopping the weaving in and out of lanes riding down the road standing on my seat....riding down the road with both feet slung out to the same side of the bike doing the can can......

    time to grow up....and i did...all afternoon...

    and i plan to keep doing this....somethings triggered me

    i was always so angry with myself that i rode the way i did and had no self control or patience on the roads...

    now ive woken up and plan to keep it that way...

    i know your probably all going to poke shit at me about this thread go ahead i know what ive been doing up until now was stupid and down right dangerous ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jafar View Post
    yeah right, we will have it put on your tombstone
    i stole it off skidmark......while he aint here!

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    Okay so that means tap the window get them out the car and rol the shit out of him.. Im up for that
    I want to ride everyday...... Fuck work

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    Quote Originally Posted by carver View Post
    i stole it off skidmark......while he aint here!
    Mebbie we should put that on the tombstone too then

    Where's skiddy hiding anyway ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by jafar View Post
    Mebbie we should put that on the tombstone too then

    Where's skiddy hiding anyway ??
    i think he is sin binned or banned....
    i just find the things he says to be a bit ill thought out!

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    Your joking right !!

    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    I just come back from Outram and on the way back, had an idiot fail to give way and ..........well with sphincter puckered, managed to avoid a nasty incident.
    The thing that really got my heckles up was the fact I had my son on the back [he's fine and was unaware of the close shave].
    Needless to say, I thought this clown needed some roadside "driver education" for two reasons.....
    1. Was to vent, and more importantly,
    2. To raise the awearness of motorcycles and the need to obey road signage.

    So I tailed this airhead and caught up with them at the lights in Mosgiel, tapped on their window and proceeded to deliver my Sunday Sermon.

    Why am I writing this???.......simply to encourage others to do the same if it ever happens to you. I'm not advocating road rage or for you to do something you don't feel comfortable or safe doing but to merely educate other road users of the importance obeying the road rules and to be that bit more aware of motorcycles.
    By doing this, you may just have an influence on how the driver conducts themselves in the future and make our roads that bit safer.
    High risk way of 'educating' a cage driver, not to be reccomended. Your one step away from vigilante justice.
    Your better & safer option is to take their rego number & report them to the plod's or if the situation is more urgent use your batfone & *555 .
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    Quote Originally Posted by carver View Post
    i think he is sin binned or banned....
    i just find the things he says to be a bit ill thought out!
    Isn't that a case of the pot calling the kettle black ?


    Skiddy gets a lot of on here, some of it is well deserved but for the most part his heart is in the right place ( just below his left tit)
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    Quote Originally Posted by jafar View Post
    Isn't that a case of the pot calling the kettle black ?


    Skiddy gets a lot of on here, some of it is well deserved but for the most part his heart is in the right place ( just below his left tit)
    people make the mistake of comparing me to him...
    if you met both of us in real life and rode with us, you would find were nothing alike....
    R6_kid, Morcs, and crazy steve are a bit more like me.

    im honest, i will not change, i do not care what others think.

    they can all suck my cock if they dont like it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zoolander View Post
    Doubt it mate. He probably drove away thinking about what a bunch of wankers motorcyclists are. Better to let it go I reckon.
    What makes you so sure? Is it possible that if he spoke to him sternly but respectfully that he might see the error of his ways?


    Would it be the first time it had happened that way? Would you like to take a random guess at that too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by carver View Post
    people make the mistake of comparing me to him...
    if you met both of us in real life and rode with us, you would find were nothing alike....
    R6_kid, Morcs, and crazy steve are a bit more like me.

    im honest, i will not change, i do not care what others think.
    Err I have met you both & ridden in the same group's as both of you as well.
    Your right you are not alike. Not even close....
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    Quote Originally Posted by jafar View Post
    Err I have met you both & ridden in the same group's as both of you as well.
    Your right you are not alike. Not even close....

    You riding a honda now??
    i used to ride with steve a bit, and R6 kid was on the last loop

    i still have a VTR...oh, hang on, you have one too

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    Quote Originally Posted by carver View Post
    of course not, chick the carver link!
    Bwahahahaha

    Quote Originally Posted by Boob Johnson View Post
    What makes you so sure? Is it possible that if he spoke to him sternly but respectfully that he might see the error of his ways?


    Would it be the first time it had happened that way? Would you like to take a random guess at that too?
    Highly unlikely he'll see anything other than some irate dude in black chasing him down !
    The guy Failed to give way, so i'd say it's a habituall thing and of course failed to see him which is nothing new !

    Had the same thing with my 14 yr old daughter on the back on the weekend !
    One of them right turning lane that carries on as a merging lane, which goes through the lights as two lanes and merges some 300 odd mtrs past the lights ! So a great many of the through traffic use it as an overtaking opportunity, by jumping into the merging lane and getting a two or three car jump at the lights !

    Of course i'm coming out of the intersection into a clear merg lane (was of course looking left, right, left, right, go sort of thing), only to have this bloke not see me cause i just aint a car !!!!!!! Pulled across on me just as i entered the lane, His kids saw me, his wife saw me, but even after his wife protested, he pretended not to see me and kept comming ! I was a perfect case of whoops i fucked up and pulled out on that biker dude, but if i ignore him he might go away with out too much more embarrassment in front of my family !
    A simple two fingers pointed at my eyes while shaking the head, as i passed his window slowly when we next hit a passing lane, was enough i'd say !
    No need to stalk him till he stopped, as
    A/ i was in no position to handle a road rage incident (with my kid on the back) if he should feel intimidated and the fight or flight kicked in, no way he could out run me !
    B/ i was over it, that shit happens daily, you know someone is likely to not see you somewhere on yr ride !
    C/ ok ok i said in point A/ that i wasn't alone, but had i been alone and he did same movement and ignored his wifes scream, chances are i'da done a carver on his arse, taken his wing mirror off his pathetic pajero and flicked him the bird as i spat past his drivers door !
    Bigger than me my asss, lets play, bring on the rage !

    But take time out of my day to lecture him pfffffffft !
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