
Originally Posted by
portokiwi

Mrs Portokiwi and I allways have arguments over the right way. Latino women and a kiwi male

Even though I am right 99% of the time. ends with her throwing the map

Umm, you realise that you're wrong. And if you're right, the silence will tell you that you're really, really wrong. And if she says nothing for a long time, and then when you ask if everything is okay, and she responds with "fine" you're really in the shit?
I'm learning about women. Basically everything that I do, and everything I say is the wrong thing to do or say. Of course, I could be especially gifted..
Its diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; its life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
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