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    Quote Originally Posted by sinfull View Post
    Highly unlikely
    Oh so you ARE infact guessing & not speaking from experience?



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    Quote Originally Posted by carver View Post
    il wheelie past you at 200kph with no gear on trying to take a swig of whiskey...

    thats how serious i am about maturity
    I am, quite frankly, disgusted with that!

    Whiskey, pah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by carver View Post
    of course not, chick the carver link!

    i will still pass cars/tankers on the back wheel at 150+ in built up area's.

    i will still ride drunk.

    i will still smoke any cop car that does a u turn on me.

    cause thats me baby!
    You ride drunk?

    I love drunk drivers. If I had've known when I met you the other night, I would have help readjust your skeletal alignment. I'll know for next time we meet.
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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    These gadgets are very handy for "discussions" with cars. They will take out any toughened glass window in half a second - no swinging or bashing required, and will leave a nasty little dint in any paintwork with very little effort. You have to be stopped to use them though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DangerousBastard View Post
    These gadgets are very handy for "discussions" with cars. They will take out any toughened glass window in half a second - no swinging or bashing required, and will leave a nasty little dint in any paintwork with very little effort. You have to be stopped to use them though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    I just come back from Outram and on the way back, had an idiot fail to give way and ..........well with sphincter puckered, managed to avoid a nasty incident.
    The thing that really got my heckles up was the fact I had my son on the back [he's fine and was unaware of the close shave].
    Needless to say, I thought this clown needed some roadside "driver education" for two reasons.....
    1. Was to vent, and more importantly,
    2. To raise the awearness of motorcycles and the need to obey road signage.

    So I tailed this airhead and caught up with them at the lights in Mosgiel, tapped on their window and proceeded to deliver my Sunday Sermon.

    Why am I writing this???.......simply to encourage others to do the same if it ever happens to you. I'm not advocating road rage or for you to do something you don't feel comfortable or safe doing but to merely educate other road users of the importance obeying the road rules and to be that bit more aware of motorcycles.
    By doing this, you may just have an influence on how the driver conducts themselves in the future and make our roads that bit safer.
    Well done Solly. How did the cager respond?

    Maybe I'm just being podantic but I can't help but want to go and give cagers a verbal blasting when they make turns in front of me and don't indicate. Especially on my route to work, it happens ALL THE TIME. Someday that ignorance could hurt someone.

    I fully agree with the treat them like they are trying to kill you. Only way to really be safe is to constantly be thinking ahead and expecting people to be stupid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boob Johnson View Post
    Oh so you ARE infact guessing & not speaking from experience?



    Glad we established that
    Love to be a spectator when you reach your quota in the numbers game there boob !
    It's all very well wanting to give them a telling off !
    But its like sex man, you do enough dirty girls, your gonna get the clap !
    With the amount of drivers out there who fail to see riders, you could spend all day following ppl home to wave ya finger at them ! Go grey thinkin like that !
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    Just by reading that knew it had skidmark all over it...
    Quote Originally Posted by NinjaNanna View Post
    Wasn't me officer, honest, it was that morcs guy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Littleman View Post
    Yeah I do recall, but dismissed it as being you when I saw both wheels on the ground.
    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    lulz, ever ridden a TL1000R? More to the point, ever ridden with teh Morcs? Didn't fink so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by madbikeboy View Post
    You ride drunk?

    I love drunk drivers. If I had've known when I met you the other night, I would have help readjust your skeletal alignment. I'll know for next time we meet.
    haha...yeah sure....
    do you do that for a job?
    by back is fine, i do not do alot of heavy lifting!

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    Quote Originally Posted by carver View Post
    haha...yeah sure....
    do you do that for a job?
    by back is fine, i do not do alot of heavy lifting!

    From what your boyfriend said on Saturday, what you have to lift is only really little...

    I see you post stuff like you're going to grow up and get a life, then all I see or hear is you waving your little dick in public. That's fine, go hard, someone out there will make good use of your organs.

    But riding drunk - that crosses a line. If you take out some innocent, I'm going to piss on your grave everytime I ride through Hamilton.

    If you think you're any good, come play on the track. If you think you can outgun me, come play in a ring with me (not the sort of ring you're used to playing with).
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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    Quote Originally Posted by madbikeboy View Post
    From what your boyfriend said on Saturday, what you have to lift is only really little...

    I see you post stuff like you're going to grow up and get a life, then all I see or hear is you waving your little dick in public. That's fine, go hard, someone out there will make good use of your organs.

    But riding drunk - that crosses a line. If you take out some innocent, I'm going to piss on your grave everytime I ride through Hamilton.

    If you think you're any good, come play on the track. If you think you can outgun me, come play in a ring with me (not the sort of ring you're used to playing with).
    oh great, another piss on carvers grave thread!

    il make sure my tombstone is a toilet just for you

    start a poll about my life expectancy...

    cry me a river...

    last time crazy steve came around here, i put a gun to his head, ask him...

    do you really think you can tell me what to do?

    btw, the track is for pussies like you

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    Quote Originally Posted by carver View Post

    btw, the track is for pussies like you
    No wrong it's where the big boys play.Tossers like you are fast on the road because you aint got no brains.You would get smoked on a track and you know it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MIXONE View Post
    No wrong it's where the big boys play.Tossers like you are fast on the road because you aint got no brains.You would get smoked on a track and you know it.
    nah, i dont know it, i hold my own on a track...
    pussies like you need the perfect surface that you do 50+ times over and over again so you know it perfectly, then call that skill...

    on the road, you get the thrash by the real boys, the Mormon Few Stunt Crew

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    Quote Originally Posted by carver View Post
    oh great, another piss on carvers grave thread!

    il make sure my tombstone is a toilet just for you

    start a poll about my life expectancy...

    cry me a river...

    last time crazy steve came around here, i put a gun to his head, ask him...

    do you really think you can tell me what to do?

    btw, the track is for pussies like you
    If you are trying to make a subtle threat about holding a gun to my head, try it, but you'd better be serious because that would be a one time event for one of us.

    I don't give a fuck if you crash and die, in fact I think the national IQ would leap a few points without your gene's in the pool. The problem is young guys come on this site and think that you're cool or something, and they do the same lame dumb shit. With no self respect, and no honour, you're a waste of oxygen anyhow. Why don't you go fit N02 or a turbo, take up smoking P as well as drunk riding - it'll speed up the process.

    As for track being for pussies. Yeah, that's right, totally for pussies... Moron; you're so far off the reservation. I know guys on RS125's who'd hand you your ass. Actually, I know guys on Buckets that'd tear you a new one.
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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    This troll thread is going well!
    Should have bought a rod and some new hooks, as all the bait is right here.
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