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    Quote Originally Posted by madbikeboy View Post
    If you are trying to make a subtle threat about holding a gun to my head, try it, but you'd better be serious because that would be a one time event for one of us.

    I don't give a fuck if you crash and die, in fact I think the national IQ would leap a few points without your gene's in the pool. The problem is young guys come on this site and think that you're cool or something, and they do the same lame dumb shit. With no self respect, and no honour, you're a waste of oxygen anyhow. Why don't you go fit N02 or a turbo, take up smoking P as well as drunk riding - it'll speed up the process.

    As for track being for pussies. Yeah, that's right, totally for pussies... Moron; you're so far off the reservation. I know guys on RS125's who'd hand you your ass. Actually, I know guys on Buckets that'd tear you a new one.
    can you please be more constructive in your criticism

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    Wheres the love, yo?

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    Haha love the troll going on.....just to change tack here...I work pukekohe race track as a rescue firefighter , and was there on the weekend for the BNT v8 series round 2. first v8 race on sunday i was sitting in the car engine running, firefighter next to me , in the car next to us was a driver paramedic and the medics firefighter...cars go past us on track safty cars lights go out at point five just past kink on back straight, safety pulls over and the 8`s go to 80 kph for the rolling start....call comes in from race control, ' cars on top of the hill team get ready for a start' light goes green and race control again,'yes yes yes, Racing ' 3 seconds later just one word from race control.......'Shit'. Then its 'FIV 1 Rescue 1, FIV 2 Rescue 2 (which we didnt hear cause of shit comms and our radio cut out at that exact moment lol) FIV 3 Rescue 3 roll to turn 1 multiple crash. As the first rescue marshall gets there and starts reeling off car numbers, by this time our radio had started to work again we finally are asked to respond and if you saw the crash on the news youd be as amazed as we were that no one was hurt....Thing is and heres the point these guys are all exceptional drivers and have extremely quick reactions, yet were unable to avoid this crash caused by someone elses fuck up , so if you really think your good carver and can handle anything you should be making millions as a motorcycle racer or Car driver...yet all you do is blow real hard but all kudos to you cause you a real funny guy and by all accounts really really good at trolling....all I can say is take care man and try not to take anyone else out should you crash , and I hope you never do. This weekend was my first Drive at a big event and was The biggest buzz ill have for a while....when returning to point we need to get there as quick as possible so high speeds around the track are necessary so the racing can resume. I know it doesnt sound fast but around the 150 kmph mark from our v6 commodores is a feat in itself lol.

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    again. who started this pissing contest ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RT527 View Post
    Haha love the troll going on.....just to change tack here...I work pukekohe race track as a rescue firefighter , and was there on the weekend for the BNT v8 series round 2. first v8 race on sunday i was sitting in the car engine running, firefighter next to me , in the car next to us was a driver paramedic and the medics firefighter...cars go past us on track safty cars lights go out at point five just past kink on back straight, safety pulls over and the 8`s go to 80 kph for the rolling start....call comes in from race control, ' cars on top of the hill team get ready for a start' light goes green and race control again,'yes yes yes, Racing ' 3 seconds later just one word from race control.......'Shit'. Then its 'FIV 1 Rescue 1, FIV 2 Rescue 2 (which we didnt hear cause of shit comms and our radio cut out at that exact moment lol) FIV 3 Rescue 3 roll to turn 1 multiple crash. As the first rescue marshall gets there and starts reeling off car numbers, by this time our radio had started to work again we finally are asked to respond and if you saw the crash on the news youd be as amazed as we were that no one was hurt....Thing is and heres the point these guys are all exceptional drivers and have extremely quick reactions, yet were unable to avoid this crash caused by someone elses fuck up , so if you really think your good carver and can handle anything you should be making millions as a motorcycle racer or Car driver...yet all you do is blow real hard but all kudos to you cause you a real funny guy and by all accounts really really good at trolling....all I can say is take care man and try not to take anyone else out should you crash , and I hope you never do. This weekend was my first Drive at a big event and was The biggest buzz ill have for a while....when returning to point we need to get there as quick as possible so high speeds around the track are necessary so the racing can resume. I know it doesnt sound fast but around the 150 kmph mark from our v6 commodores is a feat in itself lol.
    cause i have no interest in racing!
    $+time....
    but thanks, il keep up the trolling!

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    Quote Originally Posted by carver View Post
    can you please be more constructive in your criticism
    Sure, here goes.

    Carver, I'd suggest that you slow down on the street, or at least stop posting about it so that younger viewers aren't influenced. That might buy you some respect from at least some of the people on the site. Most will never respect you, but that's the price of admission for abnormal or revolting behaviour.

    Further, I'd suggest you go and see a beauty therapist, because if you're really gay, you'll find that once your ass gets stretched, you'll find it harder to acquire new boyfriends.

    Finally, I suggest that you might find time in your busy schedule to seek some help about your attitude towards drunk driving/riding. Even if you're being a troll, it's not funny to those of us who have lost friends and family to drunken moronic motherfuckers like yourself, and since this causes us anger and the willingness to inflict severe pain, you might agree that this is better avoided that engaged.

    I wish you help with your speedy recovering from being an asshole, and hope that you'll join the rest of civilisation sometime soon.

    How's that for constructive?
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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    Quote Originally Posted by madbikeboy View Post
    Sure, here goes.

    Carver, I'd suggest that you slow down on the street, or at least stop posting about it so that younger viewers aren't influenced. That might buy you some respect from at least some of the people on the site. Most will never respect you, but that's the price of admission for abnormal or revolting behaviour.

    Further, I'd suggest you go and see a beauty therapist, because if you're really gay, you'll find that once your ass gets stretched, you'll find it harder to acquire new boyfriends.

    Finally, I suggest that you might find time in your busy schedule to seek some help about your attitude towards drunk driving/riding. Even if you're being a troll, it's not funny to those of us who have lost friends and family to drunken moronic motherfuckers like yourself, and since this causes us anger and the willingness to inflict severe pain, you might agree that this is better avoided that engaged.

    I wish you help with your speedy recovering from being an asshole, and hope that you'll join the rest of civilisation sometime soon.

    How's that for constructive?
    thats lovely..
    im not gay.
    like i told you, i do not care
    i do not want respect
    the world can get fucked
    il do what i want

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    Quote Originally Posted by carver View Post
    thats lovely..
    im not gay.
    like i told you, i do not care
    i do not want respect
    the world can get fucked
    il do what i want
    Spoken like a true mentor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MIXONE View Post
    Spoken like a true mentor.
    haha....i would bling you if i could!

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    violence is clearly not the answer...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    Dunno 'bout joints but I once worked with an old drover who could roll his baccy rollies with one hand. I spent six months trying to master it. Never did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sinfull View Post
    Bwahahahaha



    The guy Failed to give way, so i'd say it's a habituall thing and of course failed to see him which is nothing new !


    No need to stalk him till he stopped, as
    A/ i was in no position to handle a road rage incident (with my kid on the back) if he should feel intimidated and the fight or flight kicked in, no way he could out run me !

    But take time out of my day to lecture him pfffffffft !
    1. It wasn't a case of failing to give way, it was a matter of not even slowing down to get ready to give way.
    2. "Stalking"!!!!???. We were both going the same way on the same peice of road...hardly call that stalking!!!
    3. "Road rage"??...I said in my origional post that if you dont feel comfortable or safe......
    4. "Lecture him".....funny how every who has repleid has an auto-defalt to the male gender [interesting]....does everyone think females are good drivers???...to put the record straight it was a female.
    Fuck with Yoda, Die you will!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkLord View Post
    Well done Solly. How did the cager respond?


    I fully agree with the treat them like they are trying to kill you. Only way to really be safe is to constantly be thinking ahead and expecting people to be stupid.
    Resonded quite well actually...was apologetic and embarressed....and yes also agree with the "treat them like they are trying to kill you" idea.
    Fuck with Yoda, Die you will!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by carver View Post
    thats lovely..
    im not gay.
    like i told you, i do not care
    i do not want respect
    the world can get fucked
    il do what i want
    Hey Carver, you have certainally made this thread colourful....I can't help, but think of a quote...it goes something like this.

    "'Tis better to keep your mouth shut, and be thought a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt"

    Can't wait to hear what you have to say next.
    Fuck with Yoda, Die you will!!

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    I knew a truck driver who could do that.

    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    Dunno 'bout joints but I once worked with an old drover who could roll his baccy rollies with one hand. I spent six months trying to master it. Never did.

    His hands were so calloused he's strike his wax match on the palm of his hand to light the rollie.

    Shit that's bought lump in my throat.


    Skyryder
    I always found it friggin amazing. I never could roll smokes while driving windy roads, had to buy tailors. Ah tghe good old days!

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