Police motorcyclist injured by falling tree

[Katman]

They don't do that mulch these days.

Fair enough.

Kauri on then.

[slofox]

I guess he definitely was not out of his tree at the time......

Love the thread - haven't laughed so much in ages.....

[dipshit]

This thread gives me a woody.

[Swoop]

The seeds of discontent have been sown.

[Katman]

Personally, I'm rather surprised we haven't seen Forest in here yet.

[James Deuce]

He won't be here 'til he's run out of weed.

[Big Dave]

Just see what transpires first. No telling what is stomata.

[Katman]

Just see what transpires first. No telling what is stomata.

Cedar problem is, you're not taking this thread seriously.

[Big Dave]

Hay! I wood commiserate with the poor bugger. Son of a beech thing to happen.

[martybabe]

Was the copper on a chopper cause only choppers can bring trees down on coppers.

Seriously, I hope he's Oak-a

[Katman]

Was the copper on a chopper cause only choppers can bring trees down on coppers.

You might be right.

Let me conifer with the others.

[Big Dave]

Tough as teak.

[martybabe]

You might be right.

Let me conifer with the others.

While your in coniference could you ASH them, if these coppers had hit some trees, would they be woodchips ?

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

the other coppers on choppers only just sawdust

[Katman]

All the others sawdust

I'd respectfully suggest you spruce your ideas up.