grrr contractor at work backed into my bike

**Whoosh** · 13th November 2008, 15:47

didnt notice at first but did realise he was parked bloody close & I couldnt get out, wasnt until & done the haka at him & he moved his 4WD that & saw 2 bloody big scuffs on my forks that match his bumper exactly. Of course he's denied it & tried to make light of the whole deal, works offered to touch it up as we have our own painter but itll stand out like dogs balls (new paint on old bike) pisses me off when eventhough my bike isnt that tidy Im trying to tidy it up bit by bit & this kind of shit doesnt help. Any ideas for revenge?? Ive thought a dot punch on the windscreen may be a bit ott

**wbks** · 13th November 2008, 15:54

put a plank on either ends of his car when hes at work and ride over it doing a few burnouts. It should leave a few skuffs in the mark of a motorcycle tyre but you can deny it and make light of it. If he gets pissed, offer to touch it up for him.

**Tank** · 13th November 2008, 16:04

Go have sex with his wife.

Leave a few scuff marks on her chin. When he complains, make like of it. If he gets pissed offer to touch up his daughter.

**JimO** · 13th November 2008, 16:06

Originally Posted by Tank

Go have sex with his wife.

Leave a few scuff marks on her chin. When he complains, make like of it. If he gets pissed offer to touch up his daughter.

that could work

**Whoosh** · 13th November 2008, 16:15

Originally Posted by Tank

Go have sex with his wife.

Leave a few scuff marks on her chin. When he complains, make like of it. If he gets pissed offer to touch up his daughter.

but he's on older dude & I dont want to have have to shake the dust off her before I put it in... on the right lines though

**JimO** · 13th November 2008, 16:57

Originally Posted by Whoosh

but he's on older dude & I dont want to have have to shake the dust off her before I put it in... on the right lines though

my old boss used to say...many a good tune played on a old fiddle

**R6_kid:Me** · 13th November 2008, 17:13

squirt brake fluid down his exhaust... when he fires the truck up it'll pour smoke out the back and he'll think his engine is fucked. Then he'll endure the cost of going to a mechanic to get it checked out.

**naphazoline** · 13th November 2008, 17:14

ya don't have to shine the mantle when you stoke the fire

**boomer** · 13th November 2008, 17:49

Originally Posted by Whoosh

didnt notice at first but did realise he was parked bloody close & I couldnt get out, wasnt until & done the haka at him & he moved his 4WD that & saw 2 bloody big scuffs on my forks that match his bumper exactly. Of course he's denied it & tried to make light of the whole deal, works offered to touch it up as we have our own painter but itll stand out like dogs balls (new paint on old bike) pisses me off when eventhough my bike isnt that tidy Im trying to tidy it up bit by bit & this kind of shit doesnt help. Any ideas for revenge?? Ive thought a dot punch on the windscreen may be a bit ott

isn't that what insurance claims are for..?!

fark.. why does every one need potty training?

**Fatt Max** · 13th November 2008, 18:19

Go have sex with him....that will soften his cough...

Oops, have I got that wrong, sorry lads.

Geezers an arse anyway, give me his address and I'll go round his house nude or something....