Could not f***g believe this...

[Ragingrob]

Mate do you know the most enjoyable thing to do in Remuera at all those girls' houses?

Nude... Pool jumping...

F-ing rocks lol, nice boost of adrenaline when you have to bolt! Then it's straight on to the next house.

[MadDuck]

...but if I find out where this yuppy lives, reckon I'll go dance naked on her front lawn for a month...might work, eh

...It was me !!!! Please come dance naked on my front lawn

[slofox]

and passed them on double yellows

Watched a biker do just that today - pass on double yellows and cross into the oncoming lane........gave him a fake "cop ahead" sign and noticed the brake lights come on quick smart.....ht. ht. ht.

[martybabe]

Watched a biker do just that today - pass on double yellows and cross into the oncoming lane........gave him a fake "cop ahead" sign and noticed the brake lights come on quick smart.....ht. ht. ht.

FFS,Today I was forced across into the oncoming lane by posh spice girl on the phone, drinking coffee, driving a big black 4x4 that pulled out on me.

I'm half way through my life saving maneuver and some geezer gives me a fake cop ahead sign.WTF, I had to slam on the brakes cause I've no idea what a fake cop looks like.

Slowfox ya little tinker ya.

[xgnr]

Ha ha

I commute Remmers Rd every day. Gotta love watching them drop off tomorrows Leaders at Kings College... cluster fuck that's for sure.

Ya wanna see how they treat you when you ridin' a push bike

Thank god for the new bus lanes

[Ragingrob]

You mean Kings Prep.

[Lucy]

Blimey, I must attract them or something,

Riding home tonight, minding my own business cruising through Remuera at a steady 'Rush Hour' 40-50ks. See a big black 4WD (one of those over priced Porche ones) in a side street waiting to turn right into the main drag.


It was a young chick, phone to her diamond encrusted ear and steering with the other hand which also had a frikken take away coffee in it.
....

God I miss Auckland!

[YellowDog]

Pass the rego number on KB so that we can keep a look out for her and perhaps offer her our best or appropriate regards.

[fLaThEaD FreD]

Blimey, I must attract them or something,

Riding home tonight, minding my own business cruising through Remuera at a steady 'Rush Hour' 40-50ks. See a big black 4WD (one of those over priced Porche ones) in a side street waiting to turn right into the main drag.

Now, dont ask me why but I had a feeling right deep down in my oversized gut that this person was going to pull out in front of me and, you've guessed it.......they fecking did.

Now, here's the bit...

It was a young chick, phone to her diamond encrusted ear and steering with the other hand which also had a frikken take away coffee in it. She was also wearing those crap over sized sunny's that Posh Spice was always wearing. I stop with room to spare and give her a toot on the horn and a very loud "What The F**k Are You Doing!" shout, to which she replies "Hey, dont ride a bike then because they are harder to see and anyway, I was on the phone so what's your problem".

Can you 'Adam n Eve' that, she would have been 20-25 if she was a day, tarted to the nines and with an attitude like that in good need of a licence removal and a bus pass.

Got the rego and will be passing that onto the old bill later...people like that need to get off the road before they fecking kill someone.

Sorry gang, had to get that one off me old 'Birds Nest'.

Done now, time for lager and sausages......

And if you do pass it on to the cops..........what doya think will happen,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,F&*kn Nuffin!!!!

[EJT]

I stop with room to spare and give her a toot on the horn and a very loud "What The F**k Are You Doing!" shout, to which she replies "Hey, dont ride a bike then because they are harder to see and anyway, I was on the phone so what's your problem".

Should have booted her door in and when she screams "what the f**k are you doing?" reply "well you shouldn't drive Porsche's because they are expensive to fix anyway."

[Pedrostt500]

If she was down here in Welly town you could pay blanket man to follow her around for a few days, I think the going rate is half a cigaret ( preferably not out of the urinal) and a part bottle of meths.
Just because Mommy and Daddy have money doesn't mean the kids have high IQ's.

[Fatt Max]

...It was me !!!! Please come dance naked on my front lawn

Oh my dear, you really DO NOT want to see that.....

[MadDuck]

Oh my dear, you really DO NOT want to see that.....

Hahaha...if you knew what my front lawn (ummm cliff) looks like I think you would find it rather entertaining

[madbikeboy]

Post the bitches reg on here, someone do a search, we'll send her a copy of the "inconvenient truth" and she will be so overwhelmed with guilt at her polluting SUV that she'll double the laxitives and commit suicide.

Or we could go piss in her pool.

Bet she's married to a lawyer who is happily fucking his receptionist.

[Kiwibacon]

Idiots of both sexs drivin and on the fone deserve 10000 naked bikers dancing on their lawns.
I looked for a cop the other day while heading throu the Tawa turn off... Guy almost ran into the bank on left hand lane then swerved into mine. Yip on a dam fone the fucwit. couldn't find a cop but 10 ks over the speed limit and i would have.....go figger.