grrr contractor at work backed into my bike

[Creeping Death]

Go have sex with his wife.

Leave a few scuff marks on her chin. When he complains, make like of it. If he gets pissed offer to touch up his daughter.

CLASSIC!

[chester]

put milk in his air vents

[Whoosh]

put milk in his air vents

I do actually have 2 dozen eggs that have been sitting for about 18 months, might have a few less soon

[shafty]

I HAVE used red food colouring in the washer reservoir before - the Guy thought his Laser was having a period, and he had to move quickly to get it off his white paint. Never had any probs with him after that

[boomer]

why should someone put in a claim, for something that someone else is at fault?

just curious.

thats why you pay insurance companies exuberant prices, to a) follow up on your claim.. whether you liable or not. b) make the other person liable if you say they are c) make the 3rd party pay your excess d) get your bike up to scratch...

and all by making one fone call.. so you dont have any hassles and dont have to fook about looking for revenge and all that brings ( good in some cases.. i admit)


some prik tailended me the other week, should i not have put in a claim..??! should i have not reported it to the rozzas? You reckon he'll front up and a) pay me direct to b) tell his insurance co. to pay up.... HELLLO! !!!