Clint Rickards

**Creeping Death** · 16th November 2008, 19:23

Originally Posted by Goblin

Piss off! I'll rant about it til the cows come home.

You are just quoting from "hearsay",nothing more.What difference is your OPINION ever gonna make?

**Goblin** · 16th November 2008, 19:30

Originally Posted by Creeping Death

You are just quoting from "hearsay",nothing more.What difference is your OPINION ever gonna make?

None what so ever...but hey, this isn't called rant or rave for nothing! I'm as entiltled to vent as the next person. You dont like it? Dont read it!

**candor** · 16th November 2008, 19:49

It makes the difference of defending LNs honor, and might also have the side effect of reminding any newcomers to NZ or non news junkies of just which ex cops or lawyers one would be prudent not to use as babysitters or walk down dark alleys with. Its a sistahood code you may not know about!
A bit like the brothahood code also rearing its head on this thread.

Maybe 2 threads are needed - like anotha one to express fears about false rape complaints; based on a discovered case. I too would support the prosecutions of such villains - problem is that this would only encourage persistence of any liar. I know a guy falsely accused who had to leave the country it so messed things up even after she admitted it, and another guy who suicided over a fake accusation from an ex. She admitted it when cops told her of the suicide.

Something people aren't getting is that it is not peoples choice whether or not to hire Rickards. He could well use his legal nous to say if he is not employed as a crown prosecutor that he is being discriminated against. Then your female relative could be depending on the likes of him to nail her rapist. How luverrrrrly. Or as a defender he could be grilling or gorilla-ing a victim.

Perhaps the best penance though would be for him to go out and nail many rapists - he might even see this as a strategy to strengthen and uphold the camouflage mask. Sometimes the negative energies of ordinarily dangerous types can be channelled into good acts - as they do only seek power and recognition! But with corporate flavour psychopaths / driven types we have found more regulation was needed, to restrain their excesses. I hope the law society will maintain a vigilant watch to keep Rickards on the straight n narrow.

**Crasherfromwayback** · 16th November 2008, 19:50

Originally Posted by imdying

Yes it does...

Besides, she was a whore that couldn't keep her legs closed and got what she asked for... trying to misconstrue the facts decades after the events just makes her the worst kind of slut.

You're a sad cunt mate. She's got more balls than you'll ever have.

**Creeping Death** · 16th November 2008, 19:50

Fair enough,but I'm sure Rickards will be making somewhere in the realms of $140-$180 an hour,around what he was payed as deputy Police Comissioner.

**Patrick** · 18th November 2008, 20:29

Whats the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

One is a scum sucking, bottom feeding, cellar dweller surviving in the murky depths of its world... The other is a fish.

**candor** · 18th November 2008, 23:59

From the same source I think - what do sperm and lawyers have in common - only one in a million becomes human. Apparently lawyers were the butt of the first jokes, though lawyer jokes rarely work as lawyers don['t like them and others normally just think they are real.

I think like with the Police its the bad eggs who share the spotlights that give them a bad name - like the criminal defenders,

Judges and suchlike. I mean seriously, what kind of upbringing could turn you into such a disgrace to the race? Is it some burning ambition to land up in hell or something - cos reptiles need the heat. How would you tell people thats how your child evolved

But not all are abominations - had dealings with a good one today, but she was a

resource management one.

Q - The phrase "criminal lawyer" demonstrates what feature of English language? A - Tautology style redundancy.
Similar to : "an added bonus", "end result", "free gift", "future plans", "safe haven", "false pretense"

**Creeping Death** · 19th November 2008, 00:21

Originally Posted by candor

From the same source I think - what do sperm and lawyers have in common - only one in a million becomes human. Apparently lawyers were the butt of the first jokes, though lawyer jokes rarely work as lawyers don['t like them and others normally just think they are real.

I think like with the Police its the bad eggs who share the spotlights that give them a bad name - like the criminal defenders,

Judges and suchlike. I mean seriously, what kind of upbringing could turn you into such a disgrace to the race? Is it some burning ambition to land up in hell or something - cos reptiles need the heat. How would you tell people thats how your child evolved

But not all are abominations - had dealings with a good one today, but she was a

resource management one.

Q - The phrase "criminal lawyer" demonstrates what feature of English language? A - Tautology style redundancy.
Similar to : "an added bonus", "end result", "free gift", "future plans", "safe haven", "false pretense"

Too many fuckin fancy "quotes" in there for me brutha!

**spudchucka** · 19th November 2008, 05:41

Originally Posted by candor

I He could well use his legal nous to say if he is not employed as a crown prosecutor that he is being discriminated against.

He won't ever be a crown prosecutor, QC maybe but not crown prosecutor.

**Clockwork** · 19th November 2008, 07:56

Originally Posted by candor

From the same source I think - what do sperm and lawyers have in common - only one in a million becomes human. Apparently lawyers were the butt of the first jokes, though lawyer jokes rarely work as lawyers don['t like them and others normally just think they are real.

I think like with the Police its the bad eggs who share the spotlights that give them a bad name - like the criminal defenders,

Judges and suchlike. I mean seriously, what kind of upbringing could turn you into such a disgrace to the race? Is it some burning ambition to land up in hell or something - cos reptiles need the heat. How would you tell people thats how your child evolved

But not all are abominations - had dealings with a good one today, but she was a

resource management one.

Q - The phrase "criminal lawyer" demonstrates what feature of English language? A - Tautology style redundancy.
Similar to : "an added bonus", "end result", "free gift", "future plans", "safe haven", "false pretense"

Sorry but I think your observations on Lawyers are a bit like others observations on the Police.
"They're all a pain int the arse until you need them". (But then the Police don't send you a bill... yet)

**candor** · 19th November 2008, 17:49

Originally Posted by Creeping Death

Too many fuckin fancy "quotes" in there for me brutha!

Me too.

Hey I did vouch for 1 lawyer in there. So not slamming them cos don't need them, altho not planning on doing any teen gang rapes meself at this stage.

So.... what could he get up to next as a QC

**Patrick** · 19th November 2008, 18:39

Originally Posted by spudchucka

He won't ever be a crown prosecutor, QC maybe but not crown prosecutor.

I would doubt he would even make it to QC....... Too many skeletons...

**spudchucka** · 20th November 2008, 05:41

Originally Posted by Patrick

I would doubt he would even make it to QC....... Too many skeletons...

I know, it was a tongue in check comment.

What about district court judge?

**jrandom** · 20th November 2008, 12:15

I'm still not sure why y'all seem to think he's so certain to go into the litigation field. I'd say the majority of lawyers in NZ almost never see the inside of a courtroom.