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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Try 007XX or Trudes, they may hav some to spare, I cant help apparently.
    Ya wot? They are so X, they can get lots of Y?
    That's not the way I was thinking of...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Ya wot? I don't want any more X....
    You know you do Nothing wrong with a bloke in touch with his feminine side
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    You know you do Nothing wrong with a bloke in touch with his feminine side
    No, there's not. But when it's got its arms firmly wrapped around you...
    Or...there's good touching, and bad....
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    You know you do Nothing wrong with a bloke in touch with his feminine side





    Mom.......so we call ya's... "Cuzz Bro" ...or Keith..


    and not a bad laugh on score....
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    Quote Originally Posted by imne1 View Post
    ...whereas men generally use simpler language and more vernacular forms including more swearing....
    Well bugger me!

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    It seems it didn't like this one of mine http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...72&postcount=1
    either that, or I'm too much of a girl to work it....

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    Ok someone had to do it.. too much temptation not too.

    I found an article with mostly statements written by Helen Clark...gave it to the Gender Analyzer and hey presto... Its finally confirmed. Helen's actually a bloke.

    We think http://www.labour.org.nz/latest_news...len_clark.html is written by a man (89%).
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    I wouldn’t be broke if the voices in my head paid rent

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trudes View Post
    It seems it didn't like this one of mine http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...72&postcount=1
    either that, or I'm too much of a girl to work it....
    It didn't contain enough recognisable English syntax!
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    it seams that I'm gender neutral http://www.genderanalyzer.com/?url=h...6postcount%3D1

    others said the same
    I'm a star wars fan!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    You know you do Nothing wrong with a bloke in touch with his feminine side
    What do I do if my wife finds out?
    $2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    What do I do if my wife finds out?
    Get her to take the gender test...maybe she is a bloke?
    I wouldn’t be broke if the voices in my head paid rent

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blossom View Post
    Get her to take the gender test...maybe she is a bloke?
    Leave my wife out of this! He's a great person to be around! As for me 67% female it seems.

    Do I get to choose which bits???
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Leave my wife out of this! He's a great person to be around! As for me 67% female it seems.

    Do I get to choose which bits???
    why not...which bits would you choose?
    being that I am 88% man I would choose longer legs, ability to stand whilst urinating and stronger arm muscles.
    I wouldn’t be broke if the voices in my head paid rent

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blossom View Post
    why not...which bits would you choose?
    being that I am 88% man I would choose longer legs, ability to stand whilst urinating and stronger arm muscles.
    Ahrrrmmmm.... you missed out summat: standard bloke-sized/shaped hands'n'fingers.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    Ahrrrmmmm.... you missed out summat: standard bloke-sized/shaped hands'n'fingers.
    shite.... bloke sized hands.. but I would need to get all my bling resized... that stuff costs... of course then I could use the mans gloves...hmmmm
    I wouldn’t be broke if the voices in my head paid rent

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