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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    OWWWWW my eyes are bleeding
    Assuming we can find a camera that won't implode, we could probably get quite good money out of it.. Either him paying us NOT to put it on teh interweb, or else selling it to masochists as a punishment!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lias View Post
    Assuming we can find a camera that won't implode, we could probably get quite good money out of it.. Either him paying us NOT to put it on teh interweb, or else selling it to masochists as a punishment!
    hmmmm a thinking man
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    Nonono,

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    What did your girlfriend say though?
    Ride, eat, sleep, repeat!

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    compromise .. attach a side car

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    Quote Originally Posted by fire eyes View Post
    compromise .. attach a side car

    Yep, that would definitely compromise any bike I would own!




    Sorry...couldn't resist!

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    Tie her to the bed and... can you see the computer screen from there... ???
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    Tie her to the bed and... can you see the computer screen from there... ???
    FJ get your mind out of the gutter .. he cant see the screen because the video camera and the tripod are in the way! shame on you for not realising that

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    Ouch man that sucks. Now you should go get something overly big and expensive and say ....... I did what you told me .....
    I want to ride everyday...... Fuck work

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    This is outlawtorns wife - I have some words of wisdom - turn your computer off - forget about the kiwibiker site and go and have some fun between the sheets ... may it bring a new hobbie to your lives other than bikes
    I ride the dirt, I ride the tide
    I search the outside, search inside
    I know I'll always burn to be
    Remind me of what left this outlaw torn
    ~ The Outlaw Torn (Metallica: Load 1996)


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    Quote Originally Posted by outlawtorn View Post
    This is outlawtorns wife - I have some words of wisdom - turn your computer off - forget about the kiwibiker site :

    what is it that pink floyd sang....oh yeah... that's right.

    "your lips move,but i can't hear what you're saying"


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    O Crap....she'll be asking you to get a broom next....sheets gosh they get used for polishing the bike..don't they...lol..or wiping off something on the screen......
    .xjr....."What's with all the lights"..officer..

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    Quote Originally Posted by naphazoline View Post

    what is it that pink floyd sang....oh yeah... that's right.

    "your lips move,but i can't hear what you're saying"

    crackin up laughing

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    Quote Originally Posted by outlawtorn View Post
    This is outlawtorns wife - I have some words of wisdom - turn your computer off - forget about the kiwibiker site and go and have some fun between the sheets ... may it bring a new hobbie to your lives other than bikes
    Redemption is not far, she's already posting. Next step, she'll have her own username. And maybe her own bike?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiminy View Post
    Redemption is not far, she's already posting. Next step, she'll have her own username. And maybe her own bike?
    I wish....bad enough that she writes messages while I'm out......
    I ride the dirt, I ride the tide
    I search the outside, search inside
    I know I'll always burn to be
    Remind me of what left this outlaw torn
    ~ The Outlaw Torn (Metallica: Load 1996)


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    On the same topic, the other day, I went for a ride to meet with my girlfriend. A couple of hours later, she caught me checking the thread left on my tyres and said she was jealous of HER. So I took her feet and starting tickling her.

    She didn't like it

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