Driving drunk

[carver]

some time ago, i got pulled up by a cop.
it was in the small hours of the morning after a night out, i was driving a car the wrong way up a one way street after about 7 bourbons at the bar.
cop pulls me over, breath tests me.

alcohol

so i do the blow thing

failed youth

he goes, "your over 21 eh", i go "yeah, so why'd ya pull me over"

he goes, "we pull over everyone this time of night"

he also missed the swan off shotgun in the back seat, however, he checked my reg and wof.

sidewinder was with me.

so is a failed youth driving drunk?

[jrandom]

Driving drunk is driving over the limit innit, you weren't over the limit so you weren't driving drunk.

Amazing how pissed you have to get to actually blow over the limit though, innit?

[98tls]

some time ago, i got pulled up by a cop.
it was in the small hours of the morning after a night out, i was driving a car the wrong way up a one way street after about 7 bourbons at the bar.
cop pulls me over, breath tests me.

alcohol

so i do the blow thing

failed youth

he goes, "your over 21 eh", i go "yeah, so why'd ya pull me over"

he goes, "we pull over everyone this time of night"

he also missed the swan off shotgun in the back seat, however, he checked my reg and wof.

sidewinder was with me.

so is a failed youth driving drunk?

Dunno but what the fuck is a swan off shotgun?

[Virago]

Perhaps the "Failed youth" comment was not in relation to the breath test...?

[Ixion]

If, drunk with sight of power
We loose wild tongues that have not Thee in awe
Such boastings as Gentiles use
Or less breeds, without the law
Forgive us , O Lord

[JimO]

Perhaps the "Failed youth" comment was not in relation to the breath test...?

just FAILED

[enigma51]

some time ago, i got pulled up by a cop.
it was in the small hours of the morning after a night out, i was driving a car the wrong way up a one way street after about 7 bourbons at the bar.
cop pulls me over, breath tests me.

alcohol

so i do the blow thing

failed youth

he goes, "your over 21 eh", i go "yeah, so why'd ya pull me over"

he goes, "we pull over everyone this time of night"

he also missed the swan off shotgun in the back seat, however, he checked my reg and wof.

sidewinder was with me.

so is a failed youth driving drunk?

where you born with a spoon

[FJRider]

Most insurance companys forbid "driving under the influence"... not over any set limit. ANY reading at all voids any policy. Worth reading the fine print in any policys you may have...

[slofox]

Dunno but what the fuck is a swan off shotgun?

It's a shotgun you "off" swans with of course........

[JimO]

speaking of FAILED youths like carver 16 yo driving dads car drunk at 1am totals a parked car, side of a house and the car parked in the garage probably 100k in damage i bet when he grows up he wants to be like carver

[98tls]

It's a shotgun you "off" swans with of course........

Or possibly if the cop had seen it he may have swanned off.

[slofox]

The phrase "failed youth" as used by LEO's is an intimidatory tactic to scare persons who read positive but not positive enough to be prosecuted. The word "failed" is designed to give you that little burst of adrenalin before you realise what he is actually saying. They would argue that this usage helps reduce drink driving.........pfft I say, if you are legal, then you don't need scaring. You need a positive response to reinforce your "good behaviour"......all they do is alienate themselves from the general populace....really helpful, that......

[Thunder 8]

Dunno but what the fuck is a swan off shotgun?

Probably related to the toilet Duck.

[carver]

Driving drunk is driving over the limit innit, you weren't over the limit so you weren't driving drunk.

Amazing how pissed you have to get to actually blow over the limit though, innit?

it is, i still aint hit it, maybe i should try harder

If, drunk with sight of power
We loose wild tongues that have not Thee in awe
Such boastings as Gentiles use
Or less breeds, without the law
Forgive us , O Lord

yes, i had a mormon upbringing too

[MadDuck]

Nice troll Carver

But there are some on here who support BADD. You may have heard of them? Or maybe not? Or maybe you just dont give a shit?

7 bourbons and driving I just hope you and sidewinder are the only ones you kill!