What a week - Fat Bloke Incident #3

**piston broke** · 4th December 2008, 19:45

won't those hero's have a story to tell.
knock a woman off a scooter,then pashed by a man.
gotta agree i would have liked it if they got the liverpool.
good onya.

**raftn** · 4th December 2008, 20:09

Sounds like a hollywood movie.

**madbikeboy** · 4th December 2008, 20:14

It's too unbelievable to be made up.

FM, stay at home tomorrow!

**BMWST?** · 4th December 2008, 20:24

good work...i think i would have left my helmet and gloves on.....

**dwnundabkr** · 4th December 2008, 20:26

FM mate your a fuckn legend in the making, we dont need spiderman or that gay prick robyn we have FatMax onya

**mister.koz** · 4th December 2008, 20:34

Thats just great dude, teach the pricks some manners, fancy knocking anyone off a scooter, let alone a lady (or perhaps a chick by the language bein used).

Anyways, put a smile to my face. cheerz

**howdamnhard** · 4th December 2008, 20:45

Well done,lets hope next week is a little quieter because at this rate you won't make it to the end of the month.

**RnB Fan** · 4th December 2008, 20:54

You're a hard man for sure! No pun intended!

**Muppet** · 4th December 2008, 21:05

I love it!

**Lilly2w** · 4th December 2008, 21:13

What a great story, don't think i'll ever get over "roll me in honey and throw me to the lesbians" classic "maxisim"

**fireball** · 4th December 2008, 21:14

oh to be a fly on the wall for that one!

fooking well done mate, may i ask what made you kiss your would be attacker?

**Swampdonkey** · 4th December 2008, 21:20

No doubt about yah fatt max your a fucking class act....well done sir.

**Fatt Max** · 4th December 2008, 21:21

Originally Posted by fireball

oh to be a fly on the wall for that one!

fooking well done mate, may i ask what made you kiss your would be attacker?

The geezer was up on my back rabbit punching me in the back of the neck, sort of thing you would do in the playground. I'm on for a kicking from him and his mate (who was getting up off the floor with a busted lip and blood on his nice Nike shirt) and it was either belly slam the prick and do a 10 stretch for GBH guarding my fat arse in Mt Eden showers, or try and frighten the idiot with the "Oh dear, I'm fighting a gay man" trick.

If worked as well, serious good fun, his face was a picture.

Never know, the two lads might have cleaned each other up, had a nice warm shower together and right at this very minute are sweeping each others chimneys with their fully loaded six inch kidney wipers......

**burden2** · 4th December 2008, 21:29

That's bloody awesome FM, if I grow up I wanna be like you, dead set. My brain couldn't have have worked quick enough for the kiss 'em routine, what a legend.