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    Quote Originally Posted by slowpoke View Post
    Mate, I've got several strategies running around in my head and that one is definitely towards the top of the list. I'm thinking of installing a handlebar mounted plug lead switch for the ultimate in traction control.
    My favoured plan at the moment is to install a piece of knicker elastic as a throttle cable, I'm just tryin' to summon the courage to delve in the missus' undie drawer......(there's some weird shit in there that a man just should not see)

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    Quote Originally Posted by slowpoke View Post
    I'm just tryin' to summon the courage to delve in the missus' undie drawer......(there's some weird shit in there that a man just should not see)
    Sidecar Bob will help ya out there if ya need it.......
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Im gonna run my puke, manfield and taupo gearing.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post

    Try a 200(+++++) Hp, 280 Kg sidecar around there with a passenger that's more interested in looking at the poon around the track than which way the track is going......
    I'm friggin doomed I tell ya........

    Be over half a ton with you two fat cunts on it

    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    I can (and do) hurt myself badly enough with two wheels!
    I was standing at the bridge when you did that, thanks for livening up the day
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
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    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Be over half a ton with you two fat cunts on it



    I was standing at the bridge when you did that, thanks for livening up the day
    I'd say my pleasure mate...but it wasn't pleasurable at all. Hurt like fuck actually. Especially having to 'hop' into the ambulance with an ankle in 20 bits!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    having to 'hop' into the ambulance with an ankle in 20 bits!
    er..... nothing in the entry form about that sort of pain.......
    Time yet for me to cancel????
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Be over half a ton with you two fat cunts on it
    Dude, what part of 78 kgs dont you understand????? I guess you're used to hearing 178 kgs from yourself and also Divvo..........
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    er..... nothing in the entry form about that sort of pain.......
    Time yet for me to cancel????
    Hell yeah there was! Something about motorcycle racing being a dangerous sport!

    Half the reason we love it innit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    Hell yeah there was! Something about motorcycle racing being a dangerous sport!

    Half the reason we love it innit?
    I thought being 'dangerous' was relating to the amount of money some people spend on it.......
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    I thought being 'dangerous' was relating to the amount of money some people spend on it.......
    No...that's insanity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    No...that's insanity.

    Hell , Insanity is just a state of mind .... i think , ummm whats my name ?


    Ive always been a bastard , mum will back me up on that.

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    Well I don't know anything about horsepower or gearing at Wanganui, but I do know that it is going to be FULL grids - One of the organizers phoned me to ask if I would mind moving out of F1 to make room for overseas riders ? "Sure, no problem" say I , now I'm in post classics
    "You never understood that it ain't no good, you shouldn't let other people get your kicks for you" - Bob Dylan

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    Quote Originally Posted by wharfy View Post
    Well I don't know anything about horsepower or gearing at Wanganui, but I do know that it is going to be FULL grids - One of the organizers phoned me to ask if I would mind moving out of F1 to make room for overseas riders ? "Sure, no problem" say I , now I'm in post classics
    No pressure Wharfy, top five finish is on the cards with a Hornet in
    Post Classic. If it rains you could win. Gaz.

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    Bring on the rain........
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Rain-O-Philes

    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Bring on the rain........
    What sort of a sad, sick retarded excuse for a fun-loving motorcycle racer wants it to rain, fer chrisakes??!!!
    You go slow, you crash, you get wet, but ooohhh, I maybe got 5th instead of 7th because more crashed oh oh.
    FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF & DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UUUUUUUUUU 'KEN CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHNSSSSSSSSSSS S!!!!
    etc.

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