Crap!! im probably going to bin it before i get out of pit lane without me third wheel.
Crap!! im probably going to bin it before i get out of pit lane without me third wheel.
Did I lose my swinger again?
wow! this penis extension is GREAT, i wonder if anyone will notice me now fluro and all!![]()
I've learnt to hide the pain inside, open the throttle and ride away.
Those f.cken wankers from Ballance Kapuni said they'd swap bags in the locker room,some sparky must look sexy in leathers today..
Message to brain No Knee Down today.
Hello officer put it on my tab
Don't steal the government hates competition.
Hmmm, fondly remembering the time we used the old man's empty swimming pool to do wall of death on the Suzuki 200.
Who's Andrew Scrivener?
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
I'm next... but what have I forgotten...
When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
What about, 'Kiwifruit, ya son of a Biatch'!!!
What about 'Lines? So, do I take bike lines or sidecar lines???'
Or 'Wheres that bastard Bob when ya need em????'
Or 'Bet Fruitybix won't do 3 laps ON me!!!!!'
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
Maybe if I pull this finger out of my arse I might be able to beat Kickaha and Divvo more often
Smells like fish
Now, Did he say to go around clockwise or anti clockwise.? Shit.........I fuck'n forgot.
"May the motorcycle god's keep your tyres pumped"
"The shortest distance between any two points on a motorbike, is the long way round"
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