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    Crap!! im probably going to bin it before i get out of pit lane without me third wheel.

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    Did I lose my swinger again?

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    wow! this penis extension is GREAT, i wonder if anyone will notice me now fluro and all!
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    Those f.cken wankers from Ballance Kapuni said they'd swap bags in the locker room,some sparky must look sexy in leathers today..


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    Hmmm, fondly remembering the time we used the old man's empty swimming pool to do wall of death on the Suzuki 200.

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    Who's Andrew Scrivener?
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    What about, 'Kiwifruit, ya son of a Biatch'!!!


    What about 'Lines? So, do I take bike lines or sidecar lines???'

    Or 'Wheres that bastard Bob when ya need em????'

    Or 'Bet Fruitybix won't do 3 laps ON me!!!!!'
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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    What about, 'Kiwifruit, ya son of a Biatch'!!!
    Best not said too loud, though, Sue's only like 20m away there.
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    Maybe if I pull this finger out of my arse I might be able to beat Kickaha and Divvo more often
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Maybe if I pull this finger out of my arse I might be able to beat Kickaha and Divvo more often
    Or 'Maybe if I leave it in 2nd all the way around, Kick and Divvo might just be able to keep up!!'
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwifruit View Post
    Here is a pic of everyone's favourite sidecar lunatic, Scrivy, aboard the Boyd Suzuki GSX650F at the track yesterday. I thought it was worth a caption comp? The winner will receive 3 laps on Scrivy
    1 wheel less, exactly half the CC's, and less than half the grunt. Shouldn't be able to f@ck this eh?.......
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Now, Did he say to go around clockwise or anti clockwise.? Shit.........I fuck'n forgot.


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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Or 'Maybe if I leave it in 2nd all the way around
    Isn't that pretty much how track 2 works anyhow?
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