Weird things you have found

[MadDuck]

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[Maha]

Like the title says, what is the strangest thing you have found people have left behind?

I went out this afternoon for a smoke break from work. Walked down to the bench seat overlooking the childrens playground by the river and low and behold spy a pair of crutches laying there. Look around for the owner, cant spot anyone limping, hopping or even crawling around. Ask the parents in the playground if they saw anyone who might belong to them, no was the answer.

Cant leave them there for someone to steal (again?) so take them back to the I-site where I am working. Ring local Police station to let them know we had them should someone crawl in looking for them. But how weird, a pair of crutches, abandoned.

So come on share your - I found this story...

You know that River close by to where you found the crutches? Did you look in there???

[PrincessBandit]

One of the strangest things I ever found was a fork. What made this particular fork so special was that I found it in my front garden, in a mad fit of digging this fork appeared, in the same pattern as the cutlery in our drawer in the kitchen. Now here's the thing - we weren't missing any forks, our set was complete so doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo (twilight zone effect, in the absense of real sound effects) how's that for co-incidence?

[turtleman]

O....how's that for co-incidence?

I found a wallet once. On the roof of a 2 story building I was working on. Still had the license and ATM card in it, though the wallet was considerably sunbleached and weather beaten.


.... It was mine !

Had been stolen from my car about 2 or 3 years earlier, about 3k's away.

[racefactory]

I distinctly remember one time having found what looked like a used female masturbation tool in a shopping mall... that was after i had picked it up (thank fuck from the other end ) to examine this said item. I must say I recall that being fucking the strangest thing i've ever found...

it was about 5 years ago when i was 13 or 14 i think... at that time i had only just learnt the existence of such a... tool. I was mortified....

good thread.

[martybabe]

Hmmm, that would be in a truckie lay-by in Englandshire. A sainsburys bag with a long black wig, 2 foam titties, a blouse,mini skirt, stockings, bright red man size stiletto shoes and a banana with a condom on it.

Before you accuse me of being a pervy hobo that pokes around in bins, the contents of the split bag were strewn on the ground, I merely poked them with a stick, as you do. Investigative poking if you will.Which coincidentely may have been the function of the aforementioned Banana eh

[Sniper]

Brown bag with 18 hardcore porn magazines in a langauge I didnt understand.

[Donor]

I stopped with a group of other KB folk at the Shell on Te Rapa straight a while back.

Found Maha and Mom there.

They were pretty weird

[fireball]

haven't found anything weird, but i have lost my marbles if you find them PM me ASAP!

[Her_C4]

Many years ago on another planet..... well it was Aussie actually - Brisbane to be precise, my first husband and I had just arrived and rented out a reasonable and furnished house whilst we got settled and looked for something else.

We had been in this place for a couple of months and I lost the keys down the back of the couch - we couldn't get at them properly and after some time decided to rip the bottom off the couch and get at them that way.

Imagine our surprise when we pulled out...... a sterling silver charm bracelet complete with a full complement of charms, a diamond ring, a sapphire ring and a very large and convincing looking CZ. Had no real idea at the time of the materials and hopped pretty smartly down to the local constabulary.

Lo and behold - after I had enough of snakes in the laundry, fist sized spiders on my pillow and cockroaches that don't die when you jump on them (ooops sidetracked that's another story!).... Where was I??? Oh yes we were preparing to leave Aussie to come home to NZ, and the cops tracked us down to tell us the objects were not claimed, they could not find the previous owner of the couch and they were all ours!!

[portokiwi]

Many years on the Ambulance we picked up a guy who had a 6 inch long 1 inch thick pink vibrator stuck up his rear end. It was still going.... Left for the hosiptal to remove.
found a realy good swiss army knife in the movie theater,
Found a wallet with $500 in it gave to owner.
And found a very expensive touring push bike down a bank.
Took to police 6 months later got a phone call from police to pick up my new bike. It was like new.

[Trudes]

I found a wallet once. On the roof of a 2 story building I was working on. Still had the license and ATM card in it, though the wallet was considerably sunbleached and weather beaten.


.... It was mine !

Had been stolen from my car about 2 or 3 years earlier, about 3k's away.

That's freaky!!!

I found my cat under a shrub in my garden..... a year after she went missing. She was a bit dry.

[PrincessBandit]

That's freaky!!!

I found my cat under a shrub in my garden..... a year after she went missing. She was a bit dry.

Oh Trudes, that is so sad. But it would have been even sadder if it had been ya pussy.....

I think this site is having a bad influence on me.

[Okey Dokey]

This is more of a weird things you have lost post.

My mother left my newborn baby brother behind when she and dad went visiting the inlaws to show him off after he was born.

The inlaws kindly stopped my parents just as they were about to drive off: "Aren't you forgetting something?"

[Swoop]

by the river and low and behold spy a pair of crutches laying there. Look around for the owner, cant spot anyone limping, hopping or even crawling around.

Warkworth. Lourdes of the Southern Hemisphere?