Near miss - This is NOT funny...

[musicman]

problem is even if you did find him and give him a blast he would only smile at you and say"solly,don't speak a da inglish,solly"

It's surprising how much English a punch in the face will teach someone like that though.

[mattian]

Man.... you really have some close encounters don't ya Maxx. A new one every week ! you take care out there bud.

[Fatt Max]

Sitting here having a beer thinking about this morning and how fecking close that was.

All I can say to all of you guys is a huge thanks for the kind words with the usual sprinkle of KB humour thrown in.

Thanks one and all, really appreciated.

Take care

[TOTO]

u are a magnet for trouble.

[lostinflyz]

It's surprising how much English a punch in the face will teach someone like that though.

if its solid enough they often develop an rather acute understanding of many languages.

good thinking on escape route. my usual thoughts in bad situations is then fuck. i forget the whole escape plan thing.

[Grin-T]

I see him from time to time round town. One of those 'cool' guys who wants to show off his lack of skills behind a vehicle.

Next time I see him, I'll stare at him and give him a head shake for you. From one asian to another, he'll probably find it more offensive.

[Squiggles]

He clipped you... doesnt that make this a hit and run? Might be viewed more seriously by police, and no, he wont learn from it, so dont be a nice guy

[MDR2]

So, the driver was a young Asian male (17-20) with very distinctive black/blond spikey hair. The car is a black MX5 with an aluminium bolt on spoiler on the back. I have kept the rego and reported it but if anyone sees this little c**t on the road today, can you please flick him the finger on my behalf.

Bet you it was the dude off that ANZ bank add 'yeah easy'

hope you mentioned to the police that you were hit and that the driver failed to stop and assertain whether you were injured or not.

Congrats on surviving another day :S

[Mystic13]

Dude, not only are you a magnet for strange happenings but asians as well. Are you sure you're not smoking instead of riding.lol.

You can probably write a book on near death experiences at the rate you're going.

I'm through that way often so I'll make sure I'll steer clear of any black crazy looking MX-5. Although usually when I'm near one the mirrors are so damned low their usually well below my elbows.

You really need one of those warning signs plastered on your back so we know to stay well clear.

Take care out there. Now if you ride as well as you tell stories I'm sure you'd be an amazing rider.

It's always a laugh to read your latest biker encounter. I'm beginning to think you should carry mutliple bike mount camera's to give us the actions shots. It'd make a great website.

Cheers.

[SARGE]

flick me the details .. i'm all over that area all week long and if i can spot him, i can slow him up a few kph

[gijoe1313]

flick me the details .. i'm all over that area all week long and if i can spot him, i can slow him up a few kph

Not with the usual mayhem you are capable of I hope! You aren't in Beirut/Baghdad/Tel Aviv/Souf Auckland now y'know!

Oh wait, was that the sound of a cage detonating improbably in a blast of explosive proportions?

[SARGE]

Not with the usual mayhem you are capable of I hope! You aren't in Beirut/Baghdad/Tel Aviv/Souf Auckland now y'know!

Oh wait, was that the sound of a cage detonating improbably in a blast of explosive proportions?

nah man.. im getting a bit older now .. i prefer....



subtle..

*cough*

[wbks]

Beat the shit out of his car with a bat right in front of him. If he trys to stop you just turn towards him with it

[SARGE]

Beat the shit out of his car with a bat right in front of him. If he trys to stop you just turn towards him with it

yikes!!.. you like jail food huh?

[wbks]

I think I'm too young to get sent there so untill 17 I will exploit that...