Hornet Swarm Night City

[TOTO]

The funniest thing is that my bike is now dirtier than it was before going to the Bikini bike wash...

those girlies were dity :devil:

[Badger8]

The funniest thing is that my bike is now dirtier than it was before going to the Bikini bike wash...

those girlies were dity

Damn, just the way i like em!
Pics or it didnt happen!

Didnt manage to make it down, top end rebuild took a bit longer than expected... then i started BBQ'ing and had a couple of beers... it was all downhill from there

[TOTO]

Damn, just the way i like em!
Pics or it didnt happen!

Didnt manage to make it down, top end rebuild took a bit longer than expected... then i started BBQ'ing and had a couple of beers... it was all downhill from there

check my facebook...

[gijoe1313]

Well what can I say ... this whole day has been solely about biking ...

First the bikini wash, big ups to Mt Eden MC for another bike and perve fest ... then I rode out with a few of the crew I know so well to Kaiaua for chups (thanks TOTO!) then around Hunuas and back home.

Then EJ comes around to drop off lil'ol'hornet he has borrowed, as I am posting up and MSNing Gremlin about the photos from today. EJ and I work on Betsy (RZ350) a bit, he rides on her and Daisy (RZ250) and then I pillion him to Squiggles place to pick up his FXR150!

Works a treat and we buzz off to BKs for a feed of grease, salt and sugar. Rode to town and visited X-Whatsit at work and then commenced some pootling to the St Heliers GP.

From there, EJ and I split up at City and I went to Borders and perused the magazine racks for Bike Mags .. mmm bike pr0n ... Read a good while and I pootle back up to Parnell to see if X-Whatsit can come out to play. No dice.

He's gotta work to feed the crowds from the Xmas in the park fest and earn his keep. So I pootle off home and the realisation struck me ...

I have spent the whole day doing nothing but things related to bikes.

Thank you biker gods for this day,
Thy will be done, my rides were fun
Above all keep us safe,
So we can worship thee again,
By riding our two wheels of freedom
Vouchsafe our daily motoring
And allow us to do so once more again.

Amen.

[EJK]

Then Kiwibiker from 10:56pm to 00:00am? That'll complete the saga.

[musicman]

The funniest thing is that my bike is now dirtier than it was before going to the Bikini bike wash...

those girlies were dity :devil:

And my clutch cable broke after they washed my bike! And there was a dead fly squashed in the gap at the front of the clutch lever. They were supposed to have washed it...

[madbikeboy]

Photos please...!

[Donor]

1) The motley crew looking all kewl and stuff...

2) The motley crew as we actually know them...

3) Toto meditates upon the meaning of bikini existence...

4) "Pssst, how close is my hand to her boob??"

[madbikeboy]

Bikini girl is hot, but actually, Rie is better looking in all her gears, and she's about 1,000,000 smarter...

I was standing in line at Subway on the Terrace (in Welly) on Friday, bloke with lid in front of me. I asked him what her rode (he said a 2fidy and my eyes started to glaze over), but then he asked if I knew Toto. Said, yes, I did, and that he was wanted in Auckland after a spate of drive bys at very high speed...

Small world...

[Blackshear]

Bikini girl is hot, but actually, Rie is better looking in all her gears, and she's about 1,000,000 smarter...

Sorry, a million smarter

[madbikeboy]

Sorry, a million smarter

A million TIMES smarter... Unlike me who is unworthy of carrying her luggage with my small intellect.

[gijoe1313]

I think this case celebre, is more akin to the hypothesis that male testosterone is equivalent to dropkicking a small sack of felines to the curb when intelligence is amended to that image.

It does not behoove one to note that this is the way of the world and any censuring of such behaviour is against the grain of the way males have not evolved from their basic primal programming.

Ergo, there is much to be made in the platonic and respectful relations between two alien species which happen to be biologically compatible in terms of reproduction.

This enigma of evolution or lack of it has led to the misnomers, misogynistic and even Oedipian/Lolita pursuance of physical gratification for the short term.

Hmmm, waitaminute, guys and girls like to look at hawt guys and girls and for various reasons! Dang, forget what I scribed, go back to the usual lustfest please!

[TOTO]

Madbiekeyboy, i think its known already that handcuffs are one of my fav fantasies...did you tell that cop chick where she can find me ? or are you gonna be wearing a wire in our next get together pootling...

Thanks for the shots Donor, got any more compromising positions of me ?

[Gremlin]

huh? Unless I know the cop socially, I try to avoid "chatting" to them.

Whats this about handcuffs, and telling some cop where to find you. Is the cop cute?

[TOTO]

huh? Unless I know the cop socially, I try to avoid "chatting" to them.

Whats this about handcuffs, and telling some cop where to find you. Is the cop cute?

lol mistook you for madbikeyboy lol - honest mistke.

hadcuffs are wellcome from cute police girlies, hell i only have i fine ever - only time i been stopped by a policeman rather than a policegirl