Best analogy competition.

[noobi]

from my guitar teacher

as tight as a virgin nun's asshole

[nighthawk]

She had thigh's that could kick start a boeing

He stood out like a porkchop at a Jewish wedding

she had spanner eye's, every time she looked at me my nuts would tighten

[ukbandit]

Had a face like the south end of a north bound horse

got an arse like a charging rhino

[kevfromcoro]

That bike is so gutless
it wouldnt pull a niga of your sister

[Karl08]

He was on that meal like George W Bush on Iraq

[Monamie]

As rare as Rocking Horse Poo.

[Bass]

Dry as a buzzard's crutch.

Scarce as hen's teeth

Outta here, like a Brazilian

[Hemex]

as happy as a suicide bomber threatened to be killed

[Kflasher]

No rules - just post them. New ones preferably.


'Face like a dropped pie.'

"A flat tire is just like a dead hore, kicking it wont help"

[Hitcher]

As repetitive as a KB repost...

[Mort]

Released from the supoort of her brasia, her breasts dropped like hanged men.

[Hitcher]

Released from the supoort of her brasia, her breasts dropped like hanged men.

Was that a Sony Brasia? They're famous for supoort.

[Big Dave]

You have to pick a favourite and bling it Hitcher.
I have decided on moine.

[Hitcher]

You have to pick a favourite and bling it Hitcher.

I am as conflicted as a politician on election day.

[GTRMAN]

flew gracefully through the air, exactly the way a brick wouldn't