Biker discrimination...

[klingon]

I play cricket with a Doctor, who delights in telling me tales of gore to do with motorcycles. The one that really got me was when he described the noise a freshly amputated leg makes when he drops it in the bucket...

I hope he does the same for all car drivers, pushbike riders, people who use lawn mowers, farmers, construction workers and people with diabetes.

Oh, and does he do sense of humour transplants? I seriously think I need one today.

[madbikeboy]

yea man.. think i got one on board if ya wanna gimme a ring(spanner) Monday im sure i can hook up with ya..

if not i have a 36mm 1/2 drive socket.. or i can order anything in within 24 hours

I just met with Sarge, he's as right wing as I am. We have a plan for dealing with some of the wider world issues, and I can promise you it won't hurt a bit.

I got some tools!, and a measuring implement so I can buy more tools!

[pritch]

The point was, and still is, has anyone been the victim of negative vibes because they ride a bike?

Many moons ago, I turned up at a large Auckland hotel and was turned away. This was before the days of cordura so I was in blue nylon, if a bit bug splattered...

These days I book before I arrive which seems to work...

Friends of mine, not bikers, arrived at an upmarket Auckland hostelry dressed for a hot drive (this was in the days pre universal aircon). They arrived at the reception desk in football shorts and t shirts to be told,
"The rubbish tins are round the back guys."

So it ain't only us...

[Big Dave]

and it's worked again!!!"

Aye - We've never underestimated the ability of an England jersey to attach itself to one.

[Oscar]

Aye - We've never underestimated the ability of an England jersey to attach itself to one.

- why would you be wearing one?


Are you English?
You don't seem to speak the language...

[Oscar]

I hope he does the same for all car drivers, pushbike riders, people who use lawn mowers, farmers, construction workers and people with diabetes.

Oh, and does he do sense of humour transplants? I seriously think I need one today.

There's the rub - he's see those people as normal - in his opinion we choose to put ourselves in harms way...

[gijoe1313]

And now for something completely different ...

ying tong ying tong iddy i po!

I find that there is no discrimination against me, since I am a ninja. I always seem to surprise people here and there! Ruck them!

I flind that if you sneak verry softwy, you catchy big monkee more easiry! Ruck you!

Actually kids find it amusing, people do double takes and I generally am very careful riding around Ruatoria and other such places where discrimination takes place!

[Oscar]

And now for something completely different ...

ying tong ying tong iddy i po!

I find that there is no discrimination against me, since I am a ninja. I always seem to surprise people here and there! Ruck them!

I flind that if you sneak verry softwy, you catchy big monkee more easiry! Ruck you!

Actually kids find it amusing, people do double takes and I generally am very careful riding around Ruatoria and other such places where discrimination takes place!

This deserves more....

(Orchestral intro)

Tenor: There's a song that I recall
My mother sang to me.
Spriggs (off): Oh! (a sigh)
Tenor: She sang it as she tucked me in
When I was ninety-three.

(harp plays a rising chord...)

Spriggs: I diddle, I. Who was that bum?

Bluebottle + Spriggs:
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po,
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong (bluebottle drops behind)
Ying tong iddle I po
Spriggs: Keep lad up. Keep.
Bluebottle: Keep up lad up.


Both: Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Spriggs: lad
Both: Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po (lad)
Iddle I po (lad)

Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong (Spriggs: iddle) (Bluebottle: ying tong)
Ying tong iddle I po
Ying tong ying tong iddle

Bluebottle (spoken):
Ying tong iddle I po!
(short raspberry, Secombe)

Both: Oh!
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Iddle I po!

(trumpet bit)

Bluebottle:
Ying. Ying tongy tongy.
Ying tong iddle I po.
Ying tong iddle I po.
(Secombe under this: What a lovely lovely boy!)
(or Secombe under this: What a lovely melody devine!)
Ying ying ying tongy tongy.
(Milligan: Get out the rifle, sir.)
(or Milligan: Get off the record.)
Yeeeng.
Ying tong ying tong d'gy-n'o.
Ying tong d'ga.
(Secombe: Get away.)
D'g d'g d'ga.
Ying tong iddle I po.

Seagoon:Hear that crazy rhythm
Driving me insane.
Strike your partner on the bonce (bonk?).
(thump)
Eccles: Ooh. I felt no pain.
(Seagoon screeches)

Seagoon, Bluebottle and Eccles:
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying...

(harp chord rises)

Soprano: Take me back to Vienna....

(Raspberry section, probably Milligan)

Bloodnok: Ohhhhh!
Eccles: Oh!

(harp chord)

Soprano: Take me back to Vienna, where the....

(crash!)

Seagoon, Spriggs and Bluebottle (far off):
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po

(mad dash to foreground)

Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
(Spriggs: where's he going lad?)
(BB: I don't know)
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po

Seagoon: LOOK OUT!
(cry from Bluebottle)

(mad dash to distance)

(hastily)
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po

(dash to foreground)

Ying tong...

(whine of bomb dropping, explosion)

Double speed, but same tempo, Goons:

Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Iddle I po.

Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Iddle I po.

One: Ying! Tongy tongy tongy.
Yiddy diddy diddy da daaa. Ying diddy.
Ying tong diddle. Yiddada boo.
(rhythmic thigh slapping, raspberry)

All Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle
Ying tong iddle I po
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Iddle I po.

Eccles: Whoooooh!

[Big Dave]

I find that there is no discrimination against me, since I am a ninja.

Ha! There ya go. I just thought you were flat out loopy.

[martybabe]

This deserves more....

[mstriumph]

discriminate against me? that'd be fun ...... i'm in a bad mood today anyway, be nice to have someone to make pay for it.

[MIXONE]

And all this time I thought it twas I is ugly.Now I know it's cause I ride a murdersickle.Fuckem then I say.

[Insanity_rules]

I was unaware computer geek was a trade.
I was under the mistaken impression it was an affliction

Trade and a cross to bear.

[Oscar]

And all this time I thought it twas I is ugly.Now I know it's cause I ride a murdersickle.Fuckem then I say.

Nah, I realised ages ago it had nought to do with bikes.
People in completely separate areas of my life (cricket team, werk and social circles), all think I'm a cahnt...

[Big Dave]

Nah, I realised ages ago it had nought to do with bikes.
People in completely separate areas of my life (cricket team, werk and social circles), all think I'm a cahnt...

We loves ya baby. - Kojak.