Hornet Swarm Night City

**madbikeboy** · 15th December 2008, 14:39

I just happened to look at my post count, and this here post will be my 1000th while on KiddieBiker.

So, as I stand on this podium, wiping faux tears from my eyes, I'd like to take this moment to thank the little people.

GIJoe1313 for his Engrish and his flied lice - fluk u!
Rie for adding elegance and glamour
GSXRTrace for her class and humour.
007XX and Number One for all their sex appeal and humour
Cajun for his advice
VTec for being real
Vifferman for his humanity
JRandom for his partner, Stickchick,
Hitcher for his speeling
Renegade Master for his sarcasm
Maha and Mom for their kindness
HungusMaximus for the giggle factor
Toto for the 2 degrees of separation
Banzai for his world record breaking speeds on a Ginny...
..

Okay, when I click post thread, the world is going have changed in some small way...

(God I talk some shit sometimes...).

**BANZAI** · 15th December 2008, 14:47

Originally Posted by rie

ten bucks to get a near naked chick wash your bike.

Yes it's a bargain!

Im just donating money for the good cause

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

I just happened to look at my post count, and this here post will be my 1000th while on KiddieBiker.

Me!?

**Badger8** · 15th December 2008, 14:48

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

(God I talk some shit sometimes...).

*Drum Roll* "And the understatement of the year award goes to..."

**madbikeboy** · 15th December 2008, 14:54

Originally Posted by BANZAI

Yes it's a bargain!

Im just donating money for the good cause

Me!?

Banzai for his world record breaking speeds on a Ginny...

Read it, it states it above...

**zeocen** · 15th December 2008, 14:55

Hey gijoe was exposing his naughty bits to the bikini glad girls, I had no choice but to cover it with my helmet! Arai protects the best dontcha know!

**gijoe1313** · 15th December 2008, 15:01

I'd like to state for the record that zeocen actually rode a Honda, so his latent repressed true self is finally coming out ... he needs to play with helmets and apparently other honda rider helmets as well!

Actually its the most emotional I've ever seen him. He is like an idiot savant with introverted tendencies bordering on the catatonic. In private he is as friendly and talkative as can be, but out in the glare of the public eye - he clams up tighter than a choirboys behind when the vicars around!

As for MBB and his 1000th post, I daresay he has been sniffing the flowers, taking long walks by the beach and other such heretical anti-filthy biker scum activities.

His proclivity to delve into dark seminal discussions that mine the seam of humanity along Dante's Inferno is quite good. I'm thunking that he has been through a personal judgement in hades and is rolling along quite nicely with the pantheon of gods and their peculiar torments.

MBB is a tortured soul. His nadir is fast approaching with the injustice done to Scoot, his soulmate ..

Ride on you unkempt diamond, ride on ...

As for rie, she is an asian biker chick ... being asian she's demented, a female, doubly so ... I for one, would not get in the way of this lady when she is charging forward, the effort she put into changing that photo speaks volumes. Thank god I'm a ninja so she can't spot me!

**gijoe1313** · 15th December 2008, 15:06

Right, chores done somehow ... and I will be waiting at Hornet Meet n'Greet spot at Akld Central Library at 6.30pm onwards for some inner city madness!

**TOTO** · 15th December 2008, 16:27

TOTO be there since he worked hard today on that A-grade essay and needs to unwind from all the cleverness that has taken place in his head...see ya at 6:30 at the Sin City Library

p.s. Has anyone seen my toothbrush ?...I need to clean my chain.

**GSXR Trace** · 15th December 2008, 17:45

Grrrrrr.... my one day off work till xmas and it was blooooooody raining! I cried and went back to bed... stuff it!

So hows the riding going boys and girls?
Trust you all to go to bikini wash! Where did you go tonight?

**Badger8** · 15th December 2008, 20:14

Originally Posted by GSXR Trace

Grrrrrr.... my one day off work till xmas and it was blooooooody raining! I cried and went back to bed... stuff it!

So hows the riding going boys and girls?
Trust you all to go to bikini wash! Where did you go tonight?

Aww bugger! Hopefully you can make up for it on the other side of chrissy!

And yes, most of the lads made it down to the bikini bike wash. I was still elbow deep in engine parts whilst doing the top-end rebuild on my dirtbike, so didnt make it down. Oh well, i'm sure i'll live.

We went for a little pootle out through the St Heliers GP tonight, and i introduced the crew to some new super secret twisties out that way... even secreter and twistier than some of Joe's!

He claims he knew the roads but forget they were there, but i suspect i finally found some twisty roads he didnt know about

(about time, after all the secret roads he's shown us all

)

We then pootled back toward town, and pulled over on the side of Tamaki drive to take a quick pic of my Hornetto rolling over 11,111.1km. The rest of the boys continued on into town for noodles, and i headed home having already eaten, and the whoile up at 5:30 for work thing

Twas a good little sedate pootle this evening, and i even made it home just before the heavens opened. Of course if i had left the wet gear at home and taken the leathers out, it would have pissed down as soon as i got off the motorway, so you can all thank me for the good weather

**gijoe1313** · 15th December 2008, 21:38

Well actually I used to drive down those roads in an armoured security van! Heavy armour in the wet at night ... lotsa fun!

I have so effectively suppressed those memories I didn't even think to add them into the run

But as soon as Badger8 headed down that road ... I was thinking

he couldn't be thinking about those roads could he ...

And yup, he did!

Actually on the bikes it wasn't half bad! Fear is over, normal pootling resumed!

Well we saw Banzai on the way in ... and out!

We went to Daikoku's Noodle eatery and talked about male guff (read

r0n, pr0n and ... more pr0n)
By this stage Badger8 had gone off home after gleefully recording his odometer reading!

Musicman, Banzai, TOTO and I were left to discuss topics and eventually Banzai had to go as well. Leaving Musicman, TOTO and I to head to our local asian cold drink place and talk about many more amusing things.

Rained cats and dogs back and I loved every minute of it! ... Reminds me of the time when I was riding up through the Desert Rd at 3am and it was ...

All in all, a great ride - will also see what other hijinks we can get up to as well!

**musicman** · 15th December 2008, 21:41

Yeah so after Badger left, we went to Daikoku for some ramen (noodles), and then after that we went to Blush for some Asian chicks, oops I mean Asian drinks. I just got home, and got work at 6am tomorrow (which means I gotta be up at 5... argh). There was a bit of rain but it wasn't too bad, hope everyone makes/made it home safely.

**TOTO** · 15th December 2008, 22:30

Nice catching up falks. Thanks to Badger for showing the secret twistoes. Love them !

Badger overclocked his Hornet...

Daikoku was tasty as , cant believe i never been there before - I had some thing with alot of seeweed and spinach in it - I now feel strong like popeye

Asian girlies at Flush also didnt dissapoint but Musicman was the centre of attention there and impressed the chicks so much with his tongue...he was so good, that even the guy behind the counter asked me who my cute asian friend was.... or was he referring to GiJoe ?

fun night all round. cant wait for more asian related places next time...

P.s. Banzai, thanks for clearing up all the the issues we had with japanese porn movies. It all makes sence now.