Spare a thought for Blackbird

[kevfromcoro]

SORRY to here about your little bin mate..
hope you are ok.........went to Thames hospital a couple of weeks ago...
this male nurse stuck a big needle in my arm..
i pulled it out .and ran for the door..
they were still chashing me in the carpark.......
take it easy
KEV

[MadDuck]

.went to Thames hospital a couple of weeks ago...
this male nurse stuck a big needle in my arm..
i pulled it out .and ran for the door..
they were still chashing me in the carpark.......

Hope you werent wearing one of them hospital gowns at the time

[kevfromcoro]

Hope you werent wearing one of them hospital gowns at the time

YEAH i was mayebe thats what were after....

[Swoop]

Dr Swoop prescribes an immediate course of "fishing".
Administer daily, with alcohol.

Repeat until finished.

[kevfromcoro]

shit those gowns are cold when you out side dont know how shelies where mini skirts....
bit of topic here..
blackbird ...hope you are ok.
this is KB... mayebe meake you laugh a little
Regards
KEV

[martybabe]

Hope you weren't wearing one of them hospital gowns at the time

Shit,I just had a horrible flash back.. Dressed in flappy gown and plastic bags On my feet and having been left alone in my cubicle for ages, I did a runner to the hospital toilet, through reception, arse hanging out etc.

Got to the urinal trough, lifted up my rent a tent, so I'm naked from the nipples down and slipped on the pissy floor, because of the bags on my feet, falling head long into the urinal, smacking my head real hard in the process.

I'm now faced with a walk back through reception soaked in piss and water, arse hanging out and blood pouring from my forehead.

I left the bloody Hospital worse than when I went in, happy days.

Heal Quick Geoff me old mate, coulda happened to anybody Mate

[jtzzr]

Wishing you a speedy recovery Geoff.

How`s Grace?

Dr Swoop is a leader in his field I believe.

Take care mate.

[riffer]

As someone who has to inject himself at least 5 times a day in the stomach, I'll offer you some advice. Start on the left hand side, and work your way to the right. If you inject twice in the same place before it heals it hurts soooooo bad.

Hope you get better soon Geoff.

[SARGE]

i know im gonna get in trouble for this ..

Spare a thought for Blackbird...



pocket full of Rye .....

damn ..

[Quailboy]

In short, no bones broken but I now have to get daily injections (in my stomach – arrrgh…..) to thin my blood...

Damn, if only I could give you my haemophilia for a bit. I have to take injections straight into veins to thicken my blood

Take care out there.

[Edbear]

I feel kinda out of place in this thread... I'm getting better and I only have a jab, (in my butt), every three weeks and take 3 little white pills every day...

Get well Geoff, sorry to hear about the complications. I guess as we get older we don't bounce quite as well as we used to... Nowadays, I'm more likely to go "splat" than "boing"...

[gijoe1313]

Crikey Sorry to hear about all of this malarkey! Hope ya get better right soon! No fun being crook and off your bike and all

Get well soon and back in the saddle y'hear!

[Pussy]

Dr Swoop prescribes an immediate course of "fishing".
Administer daily, with alcohol.

Repeat until finished.

You're heading for a reputation as a highly regarded physician, Dr Swoop


Heal quick, Blackbird!

[Okey Dokey]

Gosh, Blackbird, hope that you survive your treatment- almost sounds worse than the original injury!!

[ynot slow]

If the doc is really young don't call him Dougie(Howser)they tend to get upset.

Remember having a colonoscopy,then after aneasthetic had worn off going to the crapper(doc said you may get wind)started to piss,then an almighty ripper of a fart was let go,apparently the surgical outpatients ward at NP base hospital nearly collapsed with the sonic boom emmitting from the gents.

Can sympathise with the stomach jabs,met a few in oncology getting the chemo via stomach infusion,didn't look comfy,mind you having a local jab in the neck aint much fun either,rather tender place as well.