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    Christchurch cops

    Doing just over 80kmh in a 50 zone cop comes around corner going the other way Ticket ???? no cop drives past shaking his head

    This has happened 3 times now (yes i should slow down )

    What have you guys got away with

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    The odd bit of speeding I guess. Nothing worth them turning around and chasing me though.
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    Nailed at 52k's at a 50k limit.
    So whoever nailed me is the perfect driver. Next time this happens I'm going to fight it. Should be fun crossing a cop in the box with this. Well worth the price one way or the other.


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    Care to elaborate on being nailed at 52k's?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackshear View Post
    Care to elaborate on being nailed at 52k's?
    Not much to say other than I think it was a van radar camera. So I think this makes it a civilian bit different but I'm going to fight the next one..........win lose or draw.

    Just paid up and never kept the details.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fly_boy View Post
    Doing just over 80kmh in a 50 zone cop comes around corner going the other way Ticket ???? no cop drives past shaking his head

    This has happened 3 times now (yes i should slow down )

    What have you guys got away with
    Have you thought about buying a lotto ticket, it may be your lucky day!

    Maybe your speedo is reading faster than it really is, or the police officer either could not have been bothered pulling you over, or he was busy doing something else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    Nailed at 52k's at a 50k limit.



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    Past a school area was it?

    I never get away with anything, ever. So I've taken to stopping in the shortest possible distance as is safe and pulling over.

    If I'm going down no copper's going to get the satifaction of lighting the disco's and having a wee chase before comms hears about it.

    (Don't tell me that doesn't happen just a little bit Scumdog, cops are people too, aren't you?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Road Guardian View Post
    Have you thought about buying a lotto ticket, it may be your lucky day!

    Maybe your speedo is reading faster than it really is, or the police officer either could not have been bothered pulling you over, or he was busy doing something else.
    Copper was most probally going for lunch at maccers and was late to meet someone.
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