What the f*#*k do I do?

[madbikeboy]

nothin like bein strairgt up eh.

She was a little young and vacant looking for me, I like smart and sarcastic women...

[ynot slow]

She was a little young and vacant looking for me, I like smart and sarcastic women...

Should have said sit on it if ya like,but get ya momma afterwards for me.

[Cr1MiNaL]

I got back to my bike outside the Albany mall, young teenie bopper looking at it with her mates looking like she was about to throw a leg across - would have been maybe 16/17.

I walked up, said, "sure, hop on. But it's my turn next and most girls walk bow legged for a week afterwards"...

She giggled...

But declined. Is it the way I ask?

Well that's the way I do it... but then I just do an irresistible hair flip after to seal the deal... ever had sex on a bike haha I've had a handjob going round a corner.... amazin !

[carver]

just tell her to pay up

[Katman]

ever had sex on a bike haha I've had a handjob going round a corner.... amazin !

Your story would be a bit more impressive if you'd actually been carrying a pillion at the time though, don't you think?

[madbikeboy]

Your story would be a bit more impressive if you'd actually been carrying a pillion at the time though, don't you think?

Steve, you fucking crack me up. As soon as I can give bling, you're getting some.

[raftn]

Steve, you fucking crack me up. As soon as I can give bling, you're getting some.

It is okay. allready did!

[DarkLord]

Your story would be a bit more impressive if you'd actually been carrying a pillion at the time though, don't you think?

That's awesome. Have some green bling.

[Mystic13]

Well that's the way I do it... but then I just do an irresistible hair flip after to seal the deal... ever had sex on a bike haha I've had a handjob going round a corner.... amazin !

- Apparently it's dangerous to ride around a corner with just one hand on the bars.

- Living Dangerously... is not being worried about "going off" mid corner losing focus and going down the road, then experiencing that short time of being unconscious only to wake, finding yourself surrounded by people trying to help, then realising you still have a firm hold of the situation.

I can see the police report now.

Now of course if you had a pillion on board when you went around the corner I'd be asking two questions...

- which way were you leaning when the experience occurred?...and
- did your pillion know?
- having L plates can take on a whole new meaning

I'm going to quietly wander off and look at another part of this forum...

[carver]

Well that's the way I do it... but then I just do an irresistible hair flip after to seal the deal... ever had sex on a bike haha I've had a handjob going round a corner.... amazin !

yes,yes i have had sex on a bike

[Katman]

yes,yes i have had sex on a bike

You weren't his pillion, were you?

[jafar]

Yes i do realise this

I have not had time to post back since last night.

However bike is booked in to be assesed on friday. Assesor said work might not be done until newyear however due to everyone rushing through their claims before xmas.

Not a problem with getting the money now though. Its their issue

Thanks for all the grow some nuts/hurry the fuckup replies. I needed them as my old man isnt in the country at the moment.

Tank i will proove you wrong lol

You may still have to pay the excess yourself, the insurer usually instructs the repairer to collect it before he releases the vehicle. The excess is payable regardless of fault, Who pays it is not the repairer's problem either. The insurer will pay him for the work done less the excess, if he doesn't get it from you then you will not get your bike back !!

As you stated previously that you have a $730.00 excess that is what you will need.

When you talk to the other party it may pay to get them to write the cheque for the excess now rather than later.

If for whatever reason they decline to pay then you take the bill to your local court & start a claim against them in the small claims court.(tribunal)

Assuming that you get a judgement against them(her) the courts will then have the money deducted from her earnings. This can take months.

[Max Preload]

Waffle waffle blah blah... this reminds me of an interesting story. Well, not so much interesting, as loooooooong

There shouldn't be any excess - he's identified the party at fault.

[Kittyhawk]

There shouldn't be any excess - he's identified the party at fault.

Depends...on how fat she was to do that much damage...

[Max Preload]

Oh dear God... MY BIKE!