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    Seen any numbskull riding recently?

    Post it up here.

    Numbskull: Definition from Urban Dictionary dot com

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    numbskull idiot moron dumbass stupid dimwit retard fool dolt dumbo nincompoop dork ass dumb numpty ignoramus dummy simpleton birdbrain jerk imbecile loser spackoid tard nimrod twit nimskrit clownskull dunce hobo cretin dink popat spanner chump dullard dumdum nitwit clown airhead braindead stooge thicko weiner dope blurghing asswipe slow goof
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    You're talking about dickhead bikers?

    If so, then yeah, dickhead scooter riders on the motorway @ 100km/h wearing shirt, shorts, shoes and a helmet, but of course, if you fall off a scooter, it won't hurt.


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    Falling off any form of two wheeled transport at any speed wearing only a t-shirt, pudding basin helmet and a doo-rag over your face doesn't hurt! Where have you been mate? Get a grip!

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    Quote Originally Posted by toycollector10 View Post

    Seen any numbskull riding recently?
    I don't look in the mirrors when I ride.

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    This thread needs burning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CB ARGH View Post
    You're talking about dickhead bikers?

    If so, then yeah, dickhead scooter riders on the motorway @ 100km/h wearing shirt, shorts, shoes and a helmet, but of course, if you fall off a scooter, it won't hurt.

    shoes? not jandals......wow....amazing
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    Today I saw a numb nuts scroter rider rip a jandal clean off his foot by trying to correct an over cooked corner and putting his foot on the ground, jandal stayed and his foot didn't......................rip the jandal strap and Ouch!

    How I laughed.
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    I saw dude, jeans, shirt and.........

    TURBAN!!!!

    Riding in Mt Wellington. Took a pic on phone but cant get it on here....

    Good news was....he had gloves.........

    Turban will save him in 80 k crash
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    Quote Originally Posted by trump-lady View Post
    I saw dude, jeans, shirt and.........

    TURBAN!!!!
    Fucken racists..

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    Quote Originally Posted by trump-lady View Post
    I saw dude, jeans, shirt and.........

    TURBAN!!!!

    Riding in Mt Wellington. Took a pic on phone but cant get it on here....

    Good news was....he had gloves.........

    Turban will save him in 80 k crash

    Hmmm - potential niche market here for 1 metre high but aerodynamically proportioned, turban accomodating crash lids

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    Aye - Khyber pass off ramp this afternoon.

    Has to wait for marooon on a scooter to exit the intersection he entered a good 5 seconds after the light had turned red before i could get onto Khyber Pass.

    Hoodie, shorts, jandals and playing chicken with buses.

    Badly worded line removed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Here's the anti KB rub though. I didn't give a sh*t. His skin.
    possibly quite literally

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    (usu. the rub) a difficulty, esp. one of central importance in a situation : that was the rub—she had not cared enough. [ORIGIN: from Shakespeare's Hamlet ( iii. i. 65).]

    I meant there was no point getting out of shape about it.
    And yeah - We're going to do something positive about it shortly.
    Couple of features on lightweight safety gear and some training vids in the pipeline.
    In the end though it's the individual's choice - I don't agree with it - but he was legal.

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