WHAT makes YOU HOT HOT HOT?

**Trudes** · 5th January 2009, 20:19

Geezus!! Get a room!!!

(or come to orgy night tomorrow!)

**Hitcher** · 5th January 2009, 20:36

Originally Posted by Trudes

(or come to orgy night tomorrow!)

Newlands. Sigh.

**Trudes** · 5th January 2009, 20:39

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Newlands. Sigh.

What? You mean you don't have orgy night in Ngaio? You know if you moved to Newlands you could bring Mrs H to orgy night.... she's just Number One's type!

**_Shrek_** · 5th January 2009, 20:43

Originally Posted by oldrider

Well check my profile, see my age!

365 continuous 24 hour days of "69"!

Now that has just gotta be "HOT".

I rest my case.

John.

what happens when you turn seventy? or do you just fall off

**pixc** · 5th January 2009, 20:52

what makes me HOT HOT HOT...a really good HOT vindaloo - not unlike a free waxing the next morning

**NZsarge** · 5th January 2009, 20:55

Originally Posted by Number One

I remember a size 8 friend of mine...who did admittedly have a great arse..say her cross to bear was that she had a great arse because she had no tits.

I think I'd rather have a great arse frankly......

Agreed, no tits but a juicy butt is much more preferable to me than the other way around.
Both is good though...

**Big Dave** · 5th January 2009, 20:59

Definition of confusion: Father's Day in Newlands

**Pussy** · 5th January 2009, 21:14

No Dave... as posted by me a few years ago, it's Fathers Day in Te Kuiti

**oldrider** · 5th January 2009, 21:25

Originally Posted by _Shrek_

what happens when you turn seventy? or do you just fall off

When "69" has passed my next HOT year will be "96" but I am not holding my breath for that one!

Stop asking embarrassing questions.

John.

**Little Miss Trouble** · 5th January 2009, 21:45

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

I have seen bras for 10DD!!!! How's that for mis proportioned? No, that's not my size either, I'm purh-fectly proportioned!
Have been told a few times I have a cute bum.

Oi! I am not dis-proportioned thanks very much

I'm curvy up top and down the bottom too

Originally Posted by Trudes

Ever noticed that that's what the "Bargain Bin" at undie stores are all full of??

Undies sale? where??

I have big blue eyes that get alot of comment (too bad they ain't so good for seeing out of!) so I guess I'll add them to my list of good features

**Big Dave** · 5th January 2009, 21:53

Originally Posted by Pussy

No Dave... as posted by me a few years ago, it's Fathers Day in Te Kuiti

As told to me in 1979 - Father's Day at Gage Brook (West Hobart)

Similar to:

I had a girlfriend in Hamilton - till she wrote me a John Deere letter. (was originally Wagga Wagga)

;-)

**laserracer** · 5th January 2009, 22:00

Originally Posted by Big Dave

As told to me is 1979 - Father's Day at Gage Brook (West Hobart)

Similar to:

I had a girlfriend in Hamilton - till she wrote me a John Deere letter. (was originally Wagga Wagga)

;-)

john deere letter

**fire eyes** · 5th January 2009, 23:26

great thread Number One!

ohh what makes me hot .. my continual use of tact, diplomacy & encouragement

Looks, arse and titty department? Always room for improvement but theres noooooo one in the world like me so I rock my own little world lol

When it comes to what do I consider hot in others .. thinkers are hot, confidence is sexy & damn hot (thats confidence without being a fukwit) individuality is hot, humour is hot! bike owners are hot! (my hotness radar is non-gender specific

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