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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Older me should not ride in singlets on bikes with riser handlebars. arm giblets flap in the breeze.

    You should take older you out the back and give him a damn good thrashing for even thinking of it
    Neca eos omnes. Deus suos agnoscet

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    Quote Originally Posted by AD345 View Post
    You should take older you out the back and give him a damn good thrashing for even thinking of it
    Bob had a springer with ape hangers.
    He was in good nick too, but age wearies them, and the giblets do contend.

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    Where's "beyond" and that "mormon few" guy who likes to pop wheelies one handed and naked while guzzling whiskey neat. We need input here.

    Come on beyond, post up another video.

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    Hmm, I live on the road through Halswell on the way to the Akaroa GP.

    I'd have to say last weekend I got bloody sick of the Urban Heroes on their Hogs fatting along with open pipes. Those 120 db unbaffled pipes sound like shit and get bloody annoying. There was the occasional sweet sounding HD, but this was rare.

    Thankfully the agricultural pounding was offset by the wails of a few IL4's, the humm of some V-twins and the rasp of the triples.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trump-lady View Post
    I saw dude, jeans, shirt and.........

    TURBAN!!!!

    Riding in Mt Wellington. Took a pic on phone but cant get it on here....

    Good news was....he had gloves.........

    Turban will save him in 80 k crash
    It is possible to get a dispensation to ride without a helmet - provided you can provide proof that you belong to a legitimate religious group.

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    Hot chick, on a scooter, cell against one ear, coffee in the throttle hand. Weaving through parnell traffic.

    I'm torn between respect for anyone able to multi-task so well, and wanting to chat her up - and pulling her over and explaining how dumb that is.
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toycollector10 View Post
    Post it up here.

    Numbskull: Definition from Urban Dictionary dot com

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    numbskull idiot moron dumbass stupid dimwit retard fool dolt dumbo nincompoop dork ass dumb numpty ignoramus dummy simpleton birdbrain jerk imbecile loser spackoid tard nimrod twit nimskrit clownskull dunce hobo cretin dink popat spanner chump dullard dumdum nitwit clown airhead braindead stooge thicko weiner dope blurghing asswipe slow goof
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    Yeah man there was this fuckwitt following me for aaaages, everytime I looked in a window I saw this fat dude on a red bike just like mine.....fucks knows where he kept on going when I turned around to look for him, he was doing some stooopid shit though.....
    Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by madbikeboy View Post
    Hot chick, on a scooter, cell against one ear, coffee in the throttle hand. Weaving through parnell traffic.

    I'm torn between respect for anyone able to multi-task so well, and wanting to chat her up - and pulling her over and explaining how dumb that is.
    Oh, the dilemma..... At the end of the day she is missing a little up stairs...
    But, well, you never know... You could teach her the error in her ways before she destroys her pretty little head

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickbuck View Post
    Oh, the dilemma..... At the end of the day she is missing a little up stairs...
    But, well, you never know... You could teach her the error in her ways before she destroys her pretty little head
    I read your post quickly an thought you wrote follow her while she is walking up stairs - that wouldn't be gentlemanly!
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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    Quote Originally Posted by madbikeboy View Post
    I read your post quickly an thought you wrote follow her while she is walking up stairs - that wouldn't be gentlemanly!
    Yup.... Just looking out fur her safety.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickbuck View Post
    Yup.... Just looking out fur her safety.....
    No, safety is spelt - p u s s y...
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forest View Post
    It is possible to get a dispensation to ride without a helmet - provided you can provide proof that you belong to a legitimate religious group.

    The guy riding with the Turban will most likely be a Sikh. However i don't think there is a religious reason why they can't wear a helmet. My partner is a Sikh so i will ask her or the preist at the wellington temple.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forest View Post
    It is possible to get a dispensation to ride without a helmet - provided you can provide proof that you belong to a legitimate religious group.

    FFS - seriously.

    Bloody tree hugging poofers, tough shit I'd say, wear the helmet or use the car.

    The Christchurch City Council has had Muslim women moaning that they can't use the public pools as they need to be in private (or a least with other like women) when they swim as the rest of the city is not allowed to see their faces, bodies, sticks of explosive etc. Oops that was not very PC was it Allan!

    Council is considering a closed door swim day once a month or similar.

    I may write to them asking for a nude only swim day and tell them that there may be people who get a terrible rash from swim suits and they are being disadvantaged by the councils existing policies.

    Or what about those kids who just have to have a poo 10 minutes after jumping in the pool - maybe a special monthly 'floater' swim evening.

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