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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    BWAHAHAHA Another pissed off wife bitching about hubby on KB, fuck i love it when this happens!
    S'all right Skiddy - we're all waiting for you to get old enough to get married - then when she's got YOUR balls in the vice - WE will all be laughing hysterically...
    UKMC #64

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike748 View Post
    Pic's as requested.
    I was told today that Duc's are a little sensitive to knocks on the clutch housing .... hmmm shame I didn't know this earlier.

    that shit will buff out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by woodybee View Post
    I reckon there are a lot of great men out there......so dont care whose cynical on this, one, this goes out to the dudes as well, (there are a stonkingly amount of us nice chicks out there, waiting to be met, and I truly believe, there really is someone to have fun and cuddles with for a huge amount of time, adventures galore, getting drunk talking bollocks, swopping music, chatting continuously about life and stuff.

    And for the record, like attracts like, got a lot of top friends at these rallies, so eventually Mr. Fun and Sexy Right Man, who is worthy of this woodybee will float into my life, until then I shall float happily along with the thermals like a bumble bee from Flower to Flower with a buzz in my tail and a sting for those who piss me off.

    Coi for now, I'm buzzin about life, love and giggles, its the only way to bee
    Wasn't meaning all the other bits... Was only taking the piss about the sane and rides a Ducatti part

    You're totally right. There's gazillions of great men (and women) out there and like does attract like. If people are having problems finding mr or ms right it's often time to take at look at themselves and see what they're projecting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by idb View Post
    Would you have made sure that you landed on the other side?
    No way, A highside is one experience I'll be happy to pass up.
    Lead, follow or get the f*%! outa the way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    that shit will buff out!
    Yip, that's what I thought, then the paint started to burn off.
    Lead, follow or get the f*%! outa the way.

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    Wonder what he will do this year...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NighthawkNZ View Post
    Wonder what he will do this year...
    Damn and blast you for dredging this up! I think I'll confiscate his keys Bucket racing is the weekend before, so who knows what could happen! Cotton is the traditional 2nd anniversary present. Any ideas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MsKABC View Post
    Damn and blast you for dredging this up! I think I'll confiscate his keys
    Sowey... I thought it was a laff... at least we reminded you or him that it was that time of year again

    Bucket racing is the weekend before, so who knows what could happen! Cotton is the traditional 2nd anniversary present. Any ideas?
    preeezeeent... annaverserrreee ... whats are these words you talk of...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MsKABC View Post
    Cotton is the traditional 2nd anniversary present. Any ideas?
    Lingerie...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MsKABC View Post
    Damn and blast you for dredging this up! I think I'll confiscate his keys Bucket racing is the weekend before, so who knows what could happen! Cotton is the traditional 2nd anniversary present. Any ideas?
    Boxing gloves contain cotton....
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    I had a strange dream myself. You know that game some folk play on the streets where they toss coins at the wall and what not? In my dream they were tossing my semi hardened stool at the wall. I shit you not.

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    Those suckee upee thingys dentists shove in your mouf when you get a teef knocked out are cotton...
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them

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    cloth made of cotton .....i think they are called gags
    if you think life is 2 short , get a taller one
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    Quote Originally Posted by steveb64 View Post
    S'all right Skiddy - we're all waiting for you to get old enough to get married - then when she's got YOUR balls in the vice - WE will all be laughing hysterically
    Be a small vice, then.

    Quote Originally Posted by MsKABC View Post
    Cotton is the traditional 2nd anniversary present. Any ideas?
    Bandages.
    Quote Originally Posted by rachprice View Post
    Jrandom, You are such a woman hating cunt, if you weren't such a misogynist bastard you might have a better luck with women!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlBundy View Post
    Lingerie...
    Nah, too obvious and besides - he already has plenty of that stuff


    Quote Originally Posted by davebullet View Post
    Boxing gloves contain cotton....
    But how would I wear my knuckle dusters?


    Quote Originally Posted by *Col* View Post
    Those suckee upee thingys dentists shove in your mouf when you get a teef knocked out are cotton...
    Maybe I'll just buy him an open-faced helmet instead


    Quote Originally Posted by laserracer View Post
    cloth made of cotton .....i think they are called gags
    Is that so he can't complain about why he's not allowed out for a ride? Or so he can't hear me nagging him? ....Or do you have some other x-rated purpose in mind?

    No, it's all good folks - I forgave him long ago for giving me such an awful fright. We will spend our anniversary doing whatever makes us happy, be it together or separately for part of it. Remember - I was dealing with the stress of having a one month old bub at the time. Soon he will be a whole year old and we both love and enjoy him so dearly and we BOTH want to be around to enjoy him for many years to come, so no accidents this year, fingers crossed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by woodybee View Post
    When I take the plunge again and get married, it would be at 365 nights and a few quickies as often as possible.....Just gotta find the right man to do it with.......any 38-45 year old takers......must be 5ft 10 plus, with a glint in your eye, a remarkable kind and sweet natured dude, superb in the sack, loaded with dosh, well balanced mental state, prefarably a ducatti or triiumph rider.....dark wavy hair, green/blue eyes, sports enthusiast, well outdoorsey, emersed in great hobbies, and a wannado, non-boring man.



    G'nite all, Woodybee signing off......OOOOOOOOOO did I mention its my birthday at the Brass Monkey/Chilly Gorilla Weekend........
    Not too much to ask for surely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    oh you had me till the ducati/ trimph thing lol

    it's a hard road find the perfect man
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