Great Tee Shirt

[TerminalAddict]

one that gets worn at work often

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[Skunk]

one that gets worn at work often

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Too geeky!

[MyGSXF:Me]

"The more I learn about men... the more I like my bike "

[Dak]

"would you please tell your tits to stop staring at my eyes"

[mister.koz]

I got one that says:
"if you are reading this shirt then stage 1 of my evil plan is complete"

Saw one a few years ago that said:
"Amateur Gyno"
And another that looked like a snickers bar but it said f#$kers instead

[karla]

"Do not Crush"

used to get me hugs every time

[MSTRS:Me]

Saw one on a well-endowed young lady...said "You never seen twins before?"

[Lias]

Saw one at the Boxing Day races.

'Genius by birth - lazy by nature'.

I own one of those :-)
Also have
"I lack the motivation gene"
"Arrest black babies before they become criminals" (thankyou Tshirt Hell)
"Quality time together" (with a stick figure guy on the computer and a stick figure missus talking to the back of his head"
"Beer goes here"

and a bunch of others I cant thinkof this second. Warehouse tends to sell quite alotof funny ones at a resonable price.

[Bass]

Seen in Taupo more than 20 years ago: -

"My girlfriend can't wrestle but you should see her box"

[NinjaNanna]

2 circles on the front,

inside the first circle reads: "Stop staring at"
second cirlce reads: "My TITS"

Hardly fair really.

and

"If it's fast, floats or fucks - it's cheaper by the hour"

[fliplid]

'We've tried your way,
now we'll f*ck it up mine!"

[ManDownUnder]

...

I couldn't find a decent image of it - but one of my all time favourites from a few years back...

[MAC_HATER]

ive seen one similar to this - except it was "WARRANTY VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN" with a dude chasing after a seal :P

[Biggles08]

I haven't seen one yet but I had an idea for a T-Shirt based on the 'beached whale' youtube video...it needs to be worn by an attractive girl with large assets ;-)

the video for all those who haven't seen it can be found here

the shirt is white....small and tight and reads "I need to get wet ASAP!"

:-) as you can tell a lot of thought has been put into this!

[Lias]

I couldn't find a decent image of it - but one of my all time favourites from a few years back...

One of my friends used to have that shirt.. he literally wore it till it fell apart, then wore it some more. He got into some interesting discussiosn wearing it I tell ya lol.