WHAT makes YOU HOT HOT HOT?

[jrandom]

That's ok I was in the middle of giving Sully a hand job...

Good lord. If Jody hadn't already been snoring her head off, we could've had some form of internet orgy.

In related musings, has anyone ever used baby oil on an actual baby? I'm pretty sure it's just marketed that way as some kind of joke; I mean, surely they know what's really done with 99% of it.

How about that web page, eh? 'Baby massage'. Pfft. I tried that shit. The little toerags just wriggled and squawked.

Of course, now that they're older and considerably more of a pain in the arse to massage, it's become the most powerful tool I have to get them to shut up and go to sleep at night.

Apart from hotboxing their bedrooms, of course.

[Number One]

Good lord. If Jody hadn't already been snoring her head off, we could've had some form of internet orgy.

NO way man.

Kendog and Trudes will be our first if we ever go THERE

[Hitcher]

What happens in Newlands, stays in Newlands. Thank god.

[Number One]

What happens in Newlands, stays in Newlands. Thank god.

that's right They must be in bed already they aren't biting

[Pussy]

that's right They must be in bed already they aren't biting

They might be in bed AND biting....

[Number One]

They might be in bed AND biting....

Dirty bastidges! Nah, good on them they are married after all. We are sitting here Sully is crashing cars into stuff on XBox and I am here ...wiiiiide awake

[slowpoke]

Define 'lush curves'. Sounds like code for 'fat' to me.

From a bloke riding an Oprah Winfrey sized bike it's kinda funny that you don't like a little more than the minimum...

From Nigella Lawson's "lush curves" to Natalie Portman's petiteness there is no generic stereotype for beauty in my book, they are completely different body types but both are attractive.

[gatch]

ha nigellas just hot because she will cook you a fantastic meal after shining your helmet..

what makes me hot ? my friends and family are foremost, i am not confused about my sexuality, i look after my body and it shows im not afraid to be myself, i love my work and am getting better at it with every passing day, i rides bikes and love tattoos, and love combining food and sex..

whats hot in a woman ? you cant objectify one particular trait and say yeah thats it, could be anything, as obvious as fantastic cleavage, or subtle as a sly comment that resonates within your own sense of humor..

[Sully60]

and love combining food and sex..

He he, I just had visions of Vindaloo and watering eyes
Well that would be hot!

[Pussy]

He he, I just had visions of Vindaloo and watering eyes
Well that would be hot!

I reckon that movie "9 and a half weeks" wouldn't have had quite the same effect if they'd used butter chicken, lamb korma and naan bread.
Just an observation.....