
Originally Posted by
Ixion
Mrs Ixion took her little Nissan Sunny into the local Midas , they had one of those 'oil change and filter for $19.99' or summit deals, and I don't do oil changes on cages.
She rang me up in a state, said 'The Midas people say my clutch is worn out and needs to be fixed right away , they say they can do it today , and it will cost about $800. Should I tell them to go ahead. Why is my clutch broken'.
Uh. That's a bit odd. Car's only done 50000k. Clutch usually lasts more than that. But I don't often drive it, could be I suppose. "Uh, ask them what they mean worn out, slipping or dragging? And ask if they've checked the hydraulic fluid " (Cos sometimes a seal can crap out and the fluid gets full of rubber chunder and bolluxes the pistons n stuff). Comes back "They say it's slipping, and they've checked the hydraulic fluid and it's all right. They say I need to get it fixed right away , because it's dangerous to drive like that".
At that point the warning bell went off, cos a slipping clutch is not a good thing, but not normally particularly dangerous. So "No, I want to look at it first, tell them you'll come back Monday" "but but but .. " " Just tell them".
Get home, take Sunny round the block. Hm, gotta admit, there is some clutch slip. Not much , but it is slipping. Guess they're right, bloody Nissan , can't make clutches.
Back to the garage, I'll just double check that hydraulic fluid. Open the bonnet, now, where's the reservoir. Uh, where IS the reservoir. Not in any normal place. OK, I'll trace back the hydraulic line. Uh where is the hydraulic line? And what's this honking big cable? This cable, complete with adjusting nut? Hm. A wee adjustment later, road test, just like a new one.
Right. Checked the hydraulic fluid did you? And what sort of mechanic wouldn't notice that honking big cable?
Went in on Monday. "Oh come to have the clutch fixed ". " Well, no, it's fixed - tell me, how did you check the hydraulic fluid?". Some argument later, and they were telling me that there was no such thing as a cable clutch! "they are all hydraulic , you must have meddled with something else, it could be very dangerous, we need to check it out". Piss off buddy.
Would they have tried it on me? Probably not. Would they have tried it on Cyril the accountant with the horn rim glasses? Probably.
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