Tasty bacon

[CB ARGH]

Was out for a ride this evening, not more than half an hour ago.

A few rounabouts before my house I notice a cop on my tail, and being a good boy, I slow down from 59.9km/h and snail pace below 50, being a smart ass. I had the weird hunch that the cop was following me, not just behind me, but actually following me. So yeah, I take a few side streets, do a few loops etc and guess what, he's still behind my tail.

I finally loose him and do the stupidest thing evr, cane it through second and third. Next thing I know... the blue and reds.

He gets out of the car pretty quick, by quick, I mean my bike wasn't even in neurtal yet (me panicing I guess). He asks for my licence, I take off my helmet and get it out. He asks if the bike has a WOF and registration, it does and I point him to the stickers.

"Oink oink?" TRANSLATION: So why did you hoon it back then?
"A stupid mistake, sorry officer." I reply
"Oink oink, oink" TRANSLATION: I just need to run a few checks, if everything's clear I'll send you on your way

He jumps back in the car, a few minuites later he gets back out, hands me the license and says I can go.
"So why did you pull me over?" I ask
"Oink oink... oink oink" TRANSLATION: Quite a few motorcycles are stolen in West Auckland, I took a look at your bike and thought it was nice enough to be stolen, and the fact that you hooned away made it look suspicious, I didn't have enough time to get a radio through about the bike so I pulled you over.
"Oh right" I reply, thinking... this dude rocks, he thinks my bike's nice enough to be stolen!
PIG REFERENCE CAN STOP NOW, THIS DUDE ROCKS!
"You're lucky that I had the radio in my hand and not the laser."
"Ohh I was only doing about 55"
"Looked more like seventy"

And on that bombshell, the conversation ended and he left.

Maybe cops aren't so bad, they're looking out for us!

[Hitcher]

Did you show him your tits?

[CB ARGH]

Did you show him your tits?

My ass must've been enough.

[Charlie41]

Did you show him your tits?

That doesn't help anyway....

[Anarkist]

Good on him.

We need more people keeping an eye out for stolen bikes and shady looking behaviour.

[98tls]

Plenty of good ones out there,a reli of mine who is a cop summed it up pretty well when he said "generally how i deal with someone is completely up to them,if the first thing out of there gob is wtf is your problem accompanied by foot stamping (think spoiled 3 year old) then hes going to have a problem"not exactly rocket science.

[Forest]

Good to hear that they're keeping an eye out for stolen bikes.

[MSTRS:Me]

My ass must've been enough.

How the fuck did you get that past Hitcher?

[Tank]

So here you get a cop doing everything right looking for stolen bikes, and letting you off.

Yet they still get all the oink, oink / bacon jokes.

Poor guys cant win.

[TOTO]

He played the "Good cop bad cop" scenario on your ass and you melted

[prettybillie]

Good outcome all around - plods looking out for stolen bikes and no ticket for speeding. Can't really complain

[Stirts]

I take off my helmet and get it out.

My ass must've been enough.

Just shows that not all cops are pigs aye!

[Swoop]

Good outcome all around - plods looking out for stolen bikes and no ticket for speeding. Can't really complain

Paradise!
Oh yeah. West Auckland!!

Nice work officer!

[jaymzw]

So here you get a cop doing everything right looking for stolen bikes, and letting you off.

Yet they still get all the oink, oink / bacon jokes.

Poor guys cant win.

Yeah wdf eh?

Cops are awesome. I dont appreciate their revenue collecting or the occasional bad cops that you get but their only doing their job right??? I'd say you were really polite in person and then bag the poor guy on KB.

Oh well, I'd say you were lucky not to get a ticket lol

[Patrick]

Blah blah, wank wank...

I finally loose him and do the stupidest thing evr, cane it through second and third. Next thing I know... the blue and reds.

Blah blah...

"Oink oink?" TRANSLATION: So why did you hoon it back then?
"A stupid mistake, sorry officer." I reply
"Oink oink, oink" TRANSLATION: I just need to run a few checks, if everything's clear I'll send you on your way

He jumps back in the car, a few minuites later he gets back out, hands me the license and says I can go.
"So why did you pull me over?" I ask
"Oink oink... oink oink" TRANSLATION: Quite a few motorcycles are stolen in West Auckland, I took a look at your bike and thought it was nice enough to be stolen, and the fact that you hooned away made it look suspicious, I didn't have enough time to get a radio through about the bike so I pulled you over.
"Oh right" I reply, thinking... this dude rocks, he thinks my bike's nice enough to be stolen!
PIG REFERENCE CAN STOP NOW, THIS DUDE ROCKS!
"You're lucky that I had the radio in my hand and not the laser."
"Ohh I was only doing about 55"
"Looked more like seventy"

And on that bombshell, the conversation ended and he left.

Maybe cops aren't so bad, they're looking out for us!

Good story. Tell us your name or rego so we don't make the same mistake that this obviously stupid cop did, by cutting you some slack. What a dick he was!!!

Perhaps he is a biker. Wonder if he looks on KB and now realises the mistake he made.... just in your case only......???