Thanks for that, I look foward to your review in the next KR Dave.Originally Posted by Big Dave
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Thanks for that, I look foward to your review in the next KR Dave.
One hell of a ride.
Would you settle for a link on the KR web site?
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What's a matter, camera shy all of a sudden are we?
Don't be afraid, magnets did wonders for Peter Brock's career.
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Little chance of that is there?
What's the odds of selecting you for an anal probe?
Surely it wasn't chance.
Will take them a life time to assess all the anal information they get from you Hitcher.
psytrance junkie
my God lol.... I cant work out if that website is meant to be serious or not?? lol...
but HAHA alien mind control...
"Take life one day at a time. Make mistakes. Learn from them. Come out a better person. Never regret the things that have gotten you where you are today."
Cyborg Biker
What stops the aliens from teleporting the hat off you... I mean they can travel the stars at faster than light oboviousily the have teleport technology...
or whats stopping them from just shooting you with their ray gun... oh never mind
told ya so
is it a bit slow today?
a polite alien is a good alien, its the rude ones you should watch out for
we may just go where no ones been
One hell of a ride.
Tui ad!
They certainly polarised his career if not the energy.
Roy & HG were selling the 'Donk Finger' at the time. They also claimed it improved performance but in fact it was a sausage that you cooked on the exhaust mainfold and ate after the race.
parting of the sensory
No no! Not at all!
The rude aliens are straightforward enough - you know that they're dodgy so you can watch out for them. OTOH, the polite ones are sneaky - they look OK on the surface, but that's just a ploy so they blend in a bit more, and can catch people unawares.
One minute they're discussing the weather, the next minute it's an anal probe up the wazoo, they're fishing around inside your cranium with their long grey gangly fingers, and your favourite bike magazines are fizzing from alien jiz splashed onto their glossy pages.
... and that's what I think.
Or summat.
Or maybe not...
Dunno really....
told ya so
O I C what you meanNo no! Not at all!
The rude aliens are straightforward enough - you know that they're dodgy so you can watch out for them. OTOH, the polite ones are sneaky - they look OK on the surface, but that's just a ploy so they blend in a bit more, and can catch people unawares.
One minute they're discussing the weather, the next minute it's an anal probe up the wazoo, they're fishing around inside your cranium with their long grey gangly fingers, and your favourite bike magazines are fizzing from alien jiz splashed onto their glossy pages.
This has to be experience your talking from?
Maybe they dont like kiwirider magazines, all mine are fine and fizz free
we may just go where no ones been
LOOK.. ZOMBIES!
ive never baited anyone ..wound a Few up sometimes and have never let political correctness stand in my way of having a laugh
and no..its not the probing or the kinky sex.. ..its the wildassed martian cigars and torillian ale
LOOK.. ZOMBIES!
we used to wrap slices of pizza in foil and put them on the intake of the v8's before a road trip..
Nice and hot by the time we stopped for fuel
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
What happens if you are in the shower when Mr &/or Mrs Alien arrive?
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
told ya so
The ones who buy these things need to be aware that, should you feel the need to stick your head in a microwave and turn it on that you must remove the protective helmet
Because children sparks are hot and can burn you
we may just go where no ones been
Naughty Gentleman Biker
Don't need one thanks BD, my thunks are too complicated for spacemen to read.
Oh bugger
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