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Go to dick smith electronics and purchase a low wattage RF signal jammer,
these can be the size of a match box, and are powered by a 9volt battery the same as a fire alarm.
Try and place it in the guttering next to the Sky TV dish.
Bugger, no TV !!!!
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remove the NO plates from the rear of all the vehicles that frequent the place, jumble them up and reft to vehicles. Let them explain that to the police at the next booze buss check point lol.
6/
Buy a can of sellys expanding foam, peirce the can and drop it down the back vent for the toilet. This will seal the waste pipe , no explanation needed.!
To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid.
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