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**enigma51** · 5th February 2009, 13:02

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

Given that women are designed to give birth to creatures the size and weight of a bowling ball it would be easy enough for many of us to do; don't know how a man would fare though. Makes the eyes water just thinking about it.....

Actualy women are not designed for the size thats why the vagina's rips in half.

Also when a baby is born its not fully developed yet if that was the case women would carry baby's for another 12 months but because our brains are so big we need to be born before its impossible to get out ..... the natural way. Its one of disadvantage of walking upright and being smarter than the animals (in most cases that is)

**PrincessBandit** · 5th February 2009, 13:40

Originally Posted by enigma51

Actualy women are not designed for the size thats why the vagina's rips in half.

Also when a baby is born its not fully developed yet if that was the case women would carry baby's for another 12 months but because our brains are so big we need to be born before its impossible to get out ..... the natural way. Its one of disadvantage of walking upright and being smarter than the animals (in most cases that is)

Well, I've given birth to two children, both "naturally", how many have you?
I must say I didn't "rip in half" either time so stop scaring the bejeepers out of women out there who are awaiting the birth of their first child, or have still to have the experience of delivering a baby sometime in their future.

**PrincessBandit** · 5th February 2009, 13:42

Originally Posted by bungbung

You're not giving birth through your arsehole though are you?

No, but it sure feels like it for some of the time!

**Lias** · 5th February 2009, 13:58

Originally Posted by Ixion

I know that cellphones are very small now, and I am but a naive old man, but is actually possible, without anatomical damage?

Meet Thor.

Thor is 24" long and over 5" wide at the flare. Thor isn't for ladies, thor is for blokes who like to get rodgered by horses (see also Mr Hands)

Also see the interview with the guy behind the Goatse pictures.

**Swoop** · 5th February 2009, 14:29

Mr Goatse would be able to accomodate one of the old "brick" cellphones...

**MIXONE** · 5th February 2009, 14:34

Originally Posted by Ixion

Makes mental note never to play snooker with firemen.

Or to touch their balls.

**Hitcher** · 5th February 2009, 14:38

Originally Posted by Lias

Meet Thor.

Very thor, I'm thure.

**Forest** · 5th February 2009, 15:19

Originally Posted by Ixion

I know that cellphones are very small now, and I am but a naive old man, but is actually possible, without anatomical damage?

Here is a live-action video of the Goatse guy.

Please don't click on this link at work. In fact you're probably better off if you never click on the link at all. It is somewhat disturbing.

http://www.bangbull.com/details/2195...anal_plug.html

**martybabe** · 5th February 2009, 15:23

Originally Posted by Ixion

Makes mental note never to play snooker with firemen.

Good choice, stay away from the cues and never accept the offer of a hot chocolate unless your natural flow is severely impeeded.

Originally Posted by MIXONE

Or to touch their balls.

It's as valid a greeting as the Maori touchy nosey thing, a cultural grab of a Fireman's hot balls or a nipple twist is considered polite protocol.

You'll not want to hear of the morning haemorrhoid inspection parade then? No, OK.

Disclaimer: none of the above juvenile behaviour is applicable to NZ Firefighters who I'm sure are Gentlemen and Ladies of a somewhat higher moral virtue.

**enigma51** · 5th February 2009, 15:27

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

Well, I've given birth to two children, both "naturally", how many have you?
I must say I didn't "rip in half" either time so stop scaring the bejeepers out of women out there who are awaiting the birth of their first child, or have still to have the experience of delivering a baby sometime in their future.

Thanks too my very good past life im a male in this one

Im only stating the facts about the fact that walking around upright and being more intelligent than animals has it disadvantages especially if you are a women

**ynot slow** · 5th February 2009, 19:13

Like to see them xray my arse,all stitched up,bowel cancer seems to have that effect lol.Really pisses me off as my brown eyes don't have the same effect as they used too.No shit stains.