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  1. 5th February 2009, 22:33 #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    OMG have you SEEN Maha? Definitely a bigger codpiece required eh big fella
    Haven't found yet that will take the job on....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    I would say codpiece but, ya never know, I may have it wrong, it has been known...
    sounds like wishful thinkin to me
    forsale A100,awesome power.
    near ready for bucket raceing,or just a padock,beach hack.
    gotta be a good deal,surely
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    Myself, I become Mrs Amelia Rowntree, 37, Laburnum Ave Hammersmith. Discrete disciplinary services for mature gentlemen.
    Sounds like a go. How much do you charge?
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    OMG have you SEEN Maha? Definitely a bigger codpiece required eh big fella
    yeah,but is he part japanese?
    it looked like his feet had been bound as a child
    forsale A100,awesome power.
    near ready for bucket raceing,or just a padock,beach hack.
    gotta be a good deal,surely
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    Sounds like a go. How much do you charge?
    Mature doesn't just mean old, Noel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Mature doesn't just mean old, Noel.

    Why thank you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Just goes to show there's hope even for you Boob.
    Too true mate, hell if a Neanderthal like yourself can bag one then there is hope for all mankind
    To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and to endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded
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    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boob Johnson View Post
    Too true mate, hell if a Neanderthal like yourself can bag one then there is hope for all mankind
    Difference between you and I though is I'm happy to use a clear plastic bag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Cock. 10 of them things too.
    ?huh?

    p.s.hi mom and maha
    forsale A100,awesome power.
    near ready for bucket raceing,or just a padock,beach hack.
    gotta be a good deal,surely
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    Quote Originally Posted by piston broke View Post
    ?huh?

    p.s.hi mom and maha
    Hi back at you!

    I just wanted to say cock is all, I sometimes do that for no reason at all

    Cock! See
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Hi back at you!

    I just wanted to say cock is all, I sometimes do that for no reason at all

    Cock! See
    you were a problem child weren't you
    forsale A100,awesome power.
    near ready for bucket raceing,or just a padock,beach hack.
    gotta be a good deal,surely
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    strange people on here i just become a person on a motorcycle
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    I put on my gear and i start to freak. I sweat and i start shaking. I wonder why I do it. It gets worse when i start the bike. Its not until Im heading down the driveway that a wave of calm comes over me. 2 mins in and Im in my element. Nothing worries me, and all of my concerntration goes on the task at hand. This still happens even tho 2 years have passed since my wee prang. Im a big sap and maybe its time to give it up.
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