Silly things ya did as a kid.

[Taz]

I used to ride my push bike with out a helmet

Once I got smart to my mum

Oh and I used to knock on peoples doors and run away

Sometimes us kids would leave the house with out telling mum where we were going and we wouldn't even take our cell phones as they hadn't been invented yet......

Damn I was a rebel!

[Number One]

Damn I was a rebel!

I bet you used to do prank calls too! bad arse!

[Taz]

I bet you used to do prank calls too! bad arse!

Na we were too poor to have a phone......

[kahn]

When i was 10 tried to jump of the back of the old mans j1 bedford on my bmx, landed wrong broken nose,split lip, but older brother and his mates though i was the coolest kid in town.

[Blackshear]

I can live with the itching.

What I wasn't expecting was the burning. THE BURNING. OH MY GOD! MAKE IT STOP!!

For about a minute, I honestly thought that my balls were going to drop off.

Lesson learned = An alcohol based Eau de Cologne should never be used in that region...

If it evaporates faster than water... It probably shouldn't be in that region.
Bet they have a high pain threshold now then, huh?

[MIXONE]

When I was about 7 I was looking for a snack, had a bit of a sweet tooth so hit the freezer looking for icecream.
There was none left except for a little pool of re frozen melted stuff on the freezer floor, I was pretty greedy and not overly diserning so i decided to lick it up! (nom! nom!) The freezer was one of those old metally kind of lined ones and as a concequence my tounge stuck fast! Had to Yell UMM!! UMM!! untill my Mum came to save me, which took a while casue the bitch was to busy pissing herself.

I used to work at the Mooloo ice cream factory in Hamilton and the boss's son did the same thing trying to lick flavouring off the side of the machinery.I was laughing too much to free him.

I can live with the itching.

What I wasn't expecting was the burning. THE BURNING. OH MY GOD! MAKE IT STOP!!

For about a minute, I honestly thought that my balls were going to drop off.

Lesson learned = An alcohol based Eau de Cologne should never be used in that region...

Try petrol then.Very,very painfull and an angry looking acorn was the result.I had to wait a couple of weeks before I could test the equipment to make sure it was still working!
PS.4 kids later yes it still works.

[FJRider]

At age 10, I floated downstream in a car tube, on the Oreti river in Southland. From near Waianiwa at the rail bridge at Branxholme, to the bridge on the road to the main Oreti beach...near Teratonga racetrack. I rang dad to come and get me. To be told ...you got there...you get yourself home. So I walked back in the dark) to Wallacetown where I lived. It was daylight when I got home... didnt (couldn't) sit (or walk) for a week.

[Taz]

I had to wait a couple of weeks before I could test the equipment to make sure it was still working!
PS.4 kids later yes it still works.

Are they all petrol heads??

[Cheshire Cat]

when i was 5 years old i killed 2 cats, and horrribly abused another
One was called tiger , it would scracth me so i would pick it up by its back legs on a weekly basis swing it in the air and throw it in to walls,eventually it ran away and found another home
I killed my first kitten/cat called Percy when i was 5 by drowning it in a puddle after a storm, i thought the cat needed a good clean until it was like a rag doll when i pulled the poor thing out
The second cat called Neo i purposely chased out on to the road when a car came, but i cried days after it happened
I feel so bad about what i did, i treat cats good now and i love to play with kittens there so cute

reading that makes me want to puke.

[Cheshire Cat]

one day when mum was asleep and it was only me and her home, i was bored so i decided to get our dog fardy all woud up and playfull.then i startd chasing the landlords chickens cause they chased me.and fardy followed and ended up killing them mum woke up and heard all the noise and i got a smaked bum and a good telling off
i was kinda glad those nasty chickens were gone tho ha.but i didnt do it to kill them!! t'was an accident.(i was about 6)

i went out to feed the rabbit(again i think i was 6) one night.the food was in a glass dolmio jar. i went out the front door into the foyer closed the door, my hand slipped, i dropped the jar, it smashed and i fell on it face first. 21 stitches in my face and wrist. mum was in the shower with shapooy hair when it happened lol

[MIXONE]

reading that makes me want to puke.

+1.
I seriously hope that his post is a pt.If not I pray that he never gets a gun!!!

[Dean]

+1.
I seriously hope that his post is a pt.If not I pray that he never gets a gun!!!

Its true, but i feel bad for what i did to percy,neo,tiger. I was only 5 for gods sake i was young , but the times that i would swing tiger into walls was when i was angry because tiger would always scracth me i think once i swinged tiger into a steel pole outside my garage.Im glad the poor thing found another home, im actually thinking of buying a kitten and treat one good this time the way i should of treated tiger and neo,percy.So im going to start things better over again

[Clivoris]

This is one funny thread. I'm running out of rep to give away.
1. 14 years old with a good mate helping Dad demolish his bach. Dad runs a load out to the dump so we might as well get the .22 out and shoot the house up a bit. He wont know... until he gets home and finds his 30ft caravan parked on the other side of the bach riddled with bullet holes. Turned out it was lucky for us it was there, otherwise we would have been shooting up the neighbors house.
2. 19 years old, pissed and bonnet surfing on a Falcoon 500 down a Hastings backroad. I woke up to the stupidity of what we were doing at around 60mph. He never managed to straighten out his wiper arms properly.
3. 12 years old and goofing off with a mates Dads' hunting bow and hunting arrows. Standing in the middle of a field, one of us would fire it straight up in the air then all 6 of us would scatter.

I've always thought it best not to be too judgemental of people doing fucked up things when they are young. Most of us survive it, but I still cringe when I think of the kinds of things written above. They aint even the worst.

[WarrenW]

Bolted a sofa to a prefect subframe, ditched the body altoghther and went rallying out the back of Eketahuna. Also bolted a motor mower motor to a pushbike frame, direct friction drive onto the rear wheel, clocked at over 70mph with no helmet, bugga I believe I survived both attempts to rid the gene pool of myself !!!

[Lilly2w]

Its true, but i feel bad for what i did to percy,neo,tiger. I was only 5 for gods sake i was young , but the times that i would swing tiger into walls was when i was angry because tiger would always scracth me i think once i swinged tiger into a steel pole outside my garage.Im glad the poor thing found another home, im actually thinking of buying a kitten and treat one good this time the way i should of treated tiger and neo,percy.So im going to start things better over again

Do have copy of "catcher in the rye" by any chance?