
Originally Posted by
Lilly2wheels
When I was about 7 I was looking for a snack, had a bit of a sweet tooth so hit the freezer looking for icecream.
There was none left except for a little pool of re frozen melted stuff on the freezer floor, I was pretty greedy and not overly diserning so i decided to lick it up! (nom! nom!) The freezer was one of those old metally kind of lined ones and as a concequence my tounge stuck fast! Had to Yell UMM!! UMM!! untill my Mum came to save me, which took a while casue the bitch was to busy pissing herself.
I used to work at the Mooloo ice cream factory in Hamilton and the boss's son did the same thing trying to lick flavouring off the side of the machinery.I was laughing too much to free him.

Originally Posted by
Forest
I can live with the itching.
What I wasn't expecting was the burning.
THE BURNING. OH MY GOD! MAKE IT STOP!!
For about a minute, I honestly thought that my balls were going to drop off.
Lesson learned = An alcohol based Eau de Cologne should
never be used in that region...
Try petrol then.Very,very painfull and an angry looking acorn was the result.I had to wait a couple of weeks before I could test the equipment to make sure it was still working!
PS.4 kids later yes it still works.
Never too old to Rock n Roll.
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