Stoopid Stoopid Lyrics

[scumdog]

This is Cockney rhyming slang, it means 'I acted like a kid'.

One of my all time fav's;
Picture yourself in a boat on a river,
with tangerine trees and marmalade skies.
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
Cellophane towers of yellow and green,
Towering over your head.
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes and she's gone.
Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain
Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies.
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers
That grow so incredibly high.
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore
waiting to take you away
Climb in the back with your head in the clouds and you're gone.
Picture yourself on a train in a station
with plasticine porters with looking glass ties.
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.

Just how incredibly stoned were those guys???

Never noticed anyhting odd about those lyrics at all.....must say something about me I guess...

[Lonebull]

I thought it was one way ticket to Helengrad.

That's pretty clever. Good call

Here are a couple of my favorites

"Wouldn’t You Like To Know Me? - Paul Stanley. "You got the key, but babe, I locked the gate." some of these metal dudes just don't help to kill the stereotypes that follow them.

"Whenever, Wherever" - Shakira. "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains" Huh???

"Time For Me To Fly" - R.E.O. Speedwagon. "…enough of the jealousy and the intoleration…" Will the butchery of the English language never cease

"Roundabout" - Yes. "Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there." I have this album and its ok but this line is kinda redundant. What else is a mountain gonna do?

and how about this sickly little gem from the guys who helped fuck up Metal

"Every Rose Has It's Thorn" - Poison. "Every rose has it's thorn, Just like Every night has it's dawn". Duhhhh

This last song makes me physically ill

The List goes on and on. Don't even want to start on some of the rap shit that's out there.


Some stuff sounds great when you sing it but take away those guitars and uuuggghhh!!!!!

[Matt Bleck]

I actually quite like that line, you do know what it means right?
Try thinking of some other four letter words.

yip, dumb comes to mind....

[Blackshear]

I especially hate any of the new R&B artists.
There are so many ripoffs being spun out lately. The Spin me right round song, Live your life (Dragostea Din Tei, or 'Numa Numa') and some other one... All by Rhianna alone. Don't even get me started on her fucking sampling.
-Don't stop the music - Michael Jacksons 'Wanna be startin something'
Disturbia - The White Stripes '7 nation army'
Etc etc.
Most artists do it... But to so blatantly copy any popular song is just my pet hate in the music industry. Stop reading lyrics handed to you by a songwriter and fucking use your talent.


/Rant.

[Virago]

..."Every Rose Has It's Thorn" - Poison. "Every rose has it's thorn, Just like Every night has it's dawn"...

The apostrophe division of BDOTGNZA simmers gently...

[Beemer]

This brings back some (unfortunate) memories! But I disagree on Ob-la-di ob-la-da as I love that song!

What about Boney M's "Brown girl in the ring, tra la la la la - she looks like a sugar in a plum, plum plum. Show me your motion [ooh, as in 'show me your turd?'], tra la la la la" and it goes on to have the great line "beng-a-deng". Then there was that hideous rap song that some bimbo sang about 'that's just my baby daddy'. WTF?

Don't forget the classics like Afternoon Delight by the Starland Vocal Band -
"Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might
Try nibbling a little afternoon delight.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight." Say no more!

Not to mention El Paso by Marty Robbins (stuck in my head courtesy of the bloody Dom Post's five minute quiz!)

"One night a wild young cowboy came in,
Wild as the West Texas wind.
Dashing and daring,
A drink he was sharing
With wicked Felina,
The girl that I loved.

So in anger I

Challenged his right for the love of this maiden.
Down went his hand for the gun that he wore.
My challenge was answered in less than a heart-beat;
The handsome young stranger lay dead on the floor.

Just for a moment I stood there in silence,
Shocked by the FOUL EVIL deed I had done.
Many thoughts raced through my mind as I stood there;
I had but one chance and that was to run.

Out through the back door of Rosa's I ran,
Out where the horses were tied.
I caught a good one.
It looked like it could run.
Up on its back
And away I did ride"

[Blossom]

Then the ever popular "Trio" are proud to bring you...

"Da Da Da". Enjoy...

[kiwifruit]

Hey, you. Hey, you. Hey, you, come here. Come here, you. Come here, you. Hey, you, come here. You. I said you. I said you. I said you. I said you. I said you, with the tail. You come here. You. Yes, you. Come here. Go away. Come here. Hey, you, come here. Come here. Come here. Go away. Come here. Go away. Stop. Come here. Come here. Come here. Go away. Go. Come here. Hey, you. I said you. I said you. I said you, mate. I said you. I'm looking at you, mate. I said you, mate. I said, you come here. I said, go away. Didn't you kill my brother?
My sister in law was an oak tree, or do I mean a manhole cover?
I've got a brain like a jukebox.
Here, didn't you kill my brother?
I got a job as a petrol pump for the government, undercover.
Come here. I want to talk to you.
Here, didn't you kill my brother?
Didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill my brother?
Didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill my brother?
(I like a laugh!)
(I like a laugh!)
You're the best pal a girl ever had.
I wouldn't drop you for another.
Give us a pound or I'll kick your teeth in!
Here, didn't you kill my brother?
I like strangling budgies.
(I'm what you'd call an animal lover.)
I like North Korean Sherry.
Here, didn't you kill my brother?
You know, I've only known you for ten minutes. I've only known you for ten minutes, but you're the best pal I've ever had! You're the bestest pal I've ever had! You're my mate! You and me, mate! You're my Here, didn't you kill my brother?
Didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill my brother?
Didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill my brother?
Didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill my brother?
Didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill my brother?
(I like a laugh)
(It's a funny old world)
Hello, mate. How you keeping?
Hello, mate. How you keeping?
Hello, mate. How you keeping?
Here, didn't you kill my brother?
I saw ya.
I saw ya.
Didn't you kill my brother?
You bought him a pint of lager, and then you killed him.
You killed my brother.
I saw ya.
I saw ya.
Didn't you kill my brother?
You did a very nice job.
I really must congratulate ya.
Didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill my brother?
Didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill my brother?
Didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill my brother?
Didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill my brother?
Didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill my brother?
Didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill my brother?
(I like a laugh.)
(I like a laugh.)
(I like like like like like a laugh.)

[Cheshire Cat]

Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

Is there a perfect way of holding you baby?! (Liar)
Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes!
Terracotta terracotta terracotta PIE!
Is there a perfect way of holding you baby?! (Liar)

Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes!
Terracotta pie (Hey!)
Terracotta pie (Hey!)
Terracotta pie (Hey!)
Terracotta pie!

that song is godlike!!! lol

[kiwifruit]

you are godlike!!! lol

yeah i know

[Cheshire Cat]

Corey Heart- I Wear My Sunglasses At Night

I wear my sunglasses at night
so I can
so I can
Watch you weave then breath your story lines.
And I wear my sunglasses at night
so I can
so I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes.


IF YOU WEAR SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT YOU SHOULD BE STABBED IN THE FACE.

with a skrewdriver

[Gwinch]

Punch 'em in the dick
(What)
Punch 'em in the dick
(What)
Fuckers talk shit
I'ma punch 'em in the dick
(Bow!)
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
Motherfuckers talk shit
I'ma punch 'em in the dick

Yo look at that chump
See the way that he struts
Don't kick him in the rump
Go nuts on his nuts
Just pop a squat
Start lettin' off the shots
Like knock knock knock
Just coldcocked his cock
Yo, to all the cock-knockers
Nut-crackers
Ball-breakers
Peter-beaters
Keep on boxing your baby makers
With a sock to the jock
Better make that a double
Just a couple of rounds of knuckles
Beneath the buckle and he'll buckle
If you're in trouble
Give him some urine trouble
Hand him his balls
And tell him better learn to juggle
Turn his pebbles into rubble
Make him wonder what might've been
Make it so the South will never rise again

Now every man claims to be the toughest and the meanest
Watch your crocks, because soon the losers will be your weenus
And the winners in all the gladiator arenas
Are always the ones that go straight for the penis

So punch 'em in the dick
(What)
Punch 'em in the dick
(What)
Motherfucker talk shit
I'ma punch 'em in the dick
(B'low!)
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
Motherfucker talk shit
I'ma punch 'em in the dick

Punch 'em in the dick
(What)
Punch 'em in the dick
(What)
Motherfucker talk shit
I'ma punch 'em in the dick
(Bow!)
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
You motherfuckers talk shit
I'ma punch 'em in the dick

I'll give your willy a welt
Like you ain't never felt
Soon as I'm knelt
I'ma pelt you below the belt
Like Bang!
Bust em' in the wang
Like it ain't no thang
Now you really can't hang

But you ain't gotta be a dude
Shit, I'll dick-punch a chick
Because I don't discriminate
When I punch em' in the dick
Whether Suzie Homemaker or a floozy home-wrecker
I'ma deck'er in the pecker, mother-fecker

It could be your mama
Better be no drama
You could be the Dalai llama
I'ma still put it on ya
With a right, left, right, left
Yo dick punched
Then you say Goddam, my shit's crunched
Scrotum? I damn near killed 'em
I capped him in (?) the boner, man
Forget about children
You ain't got enough kung-fu to bust some ninja shit
Fuck Sun-Tzu, you want to learn the Art of Won

Punch 'em in the dick
(What)
Punch 'em in the dick
(What)
Motherfuckers talk shit
Straight punch 'em in the dick
(B'low!)
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
You motherfuckers talk shit
Straight punch 'em in the dick

Punch 'em in the dick
(What)
Punch 'em in the dick
(What)
Motherfuckers talk shit
Straight punch 'em in the dick
(B'ow!)
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
You motherfuckers talk shit
Punch 'em in the dick

We
Got
A brand new dance
Called punch his ass right in the dick

We
Got
A brand new dance
Called punch his ass right in the dick

Any of you snotty kids be talkin' shit
I'ma drop a fist on your naughty bits
I got punches a'plentiful
You bet your rear-end it'll sting
When I start swingin' on your genitals
Because then it'll swell up all out of proportion
Lookin' like an eggplant forced into your foreskin
Nevermind abortion
Forget vasectomy
I got your birth-control... B'low!
Nut-check, homey

I punched God in the dick
I punched Mary in the dick
I punched Jesus Christ in the dick
Yo, I punched Cheney in the dick
I punched Powell in his colon
I punched George in his Bush
I punched Condoleezza Rice in the diiiiiick

Punch 'em in the dick
(What)
Punch 'em in the dick
(What)
Motherfuckers talk shit
Straight punch 'em in the dick
(B'low!)
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
You motherfuckers talk shit
What, I'ma punch 'em in the dick
Blaaah!

Punch 'em in the dick
(Ungh)
Punch 'em in the dick
(Ungh)
Motherfuckers talk shit
Straight punch 'em in the dick
Blaaah!

Punch 'em in the diiiiick
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
Motherfuckers talk shit
Yo, punch 'em in the dick

Gonna punch 'em in the dick
Watch me punch 'em in the dick
Love to punch 'em in the dick
Born to punch 'em in the dick
Forever punch 'em in the dick
Sucker punch 'em in the dick
Fruit punch 'em in the dick
Hawaiian punch 'em in the motherfuckin' diiiick

[Pussy]

The apostrophe division of BDOTGNZA simmers gently...

They're all in the right place for what you quoted

[Beemer]

They're all in the right place for what you quoted

You are NOT serious are you? If you believe that what was originally quoted was grammatically correct - "Every Rose Has It's Thorn" - Poison. "Every rose has it's thorn, Just like Every night has it's dawn" then you need help, and you need it quickly!

The word its only has an apostrophe in it when it is the shortened form of 'it is' - it NEVER has an apostrophe to show possession as you would if 'its' replaced a name, such as "Pussy's thorn". So the correct versions would be "every rose has its thorn" and "every night has its dawn".

I'm amazed you got the positioning of the apostrophe right in your post if you think like this!

[Swoop]

What about the Darkness' "One way ticket to hell and back"?

Shouldn't have that been picked up a bit earlier in the songwriting/naming process?

Perhaps it is like the scenic flights to Antarctica, that Air NZ used to do. You would have bought just the one ticket for the flight that took you there and returned.

OK, apart from that one flight...

So Justin is singing about a "scenic flight to hell and back"...

"Good evening, this is your pilot speaking.
On our left you will see the fire's of hell and the devil can be seen just forward of the engine casing. On our right you will see line-dancing in progress and helen clerke applying for a job at the UN".