Most embarrassing (non-biker) incident?

[The Stranger:Me]

Back in my college days I'd occasionally start the day with a bit of a tugfest to keep any sudden urges down so as to avoid instances of public erection. Anyhow, I was going at it this one morning when I heard a rustling outside my window. Time slows down and I do my best to conceal what was occuring and make myself presentable. Unfortunately, being close to finishing already the sudden action of putting myself to rest against my abdomen and the pressure of the shorts puts me over the edge I gush forth all that I had.

So, now that I've made a mess of myself all up and down my chest and into my belly button (where the tip was residing, that got a good dosage) my mate taps on the window and after informing him that my brother had already left and so offers me a ride to school. I couldn't rightly refuse him or make up a lame excuse as he was in a rush to get going. This leads me to arriving at a school with a chest covered with my own sputtum... which leads me to ditching school and walking the fuck straight back home.

Gross.

The second most embarassing thing you have ever done is share that story with us.

[MsKABC]

How the hell do you run out of bling?

Well there are some things in life that I'm quite generous with, shall we say?

[Gwinch]

The second most embarassing thing you have ever done is share that storey with us.

Can't shame the shameless.

[XxKiTtiExX]

Embarassing thing I did....

When I was in hospital, they had shifted me into this really nice room with an extremely comfy bed. I'd had the bed propped up while I read a book, finally exahausted as anything I rolled over to pull the lever to let the bed back down again. In a bit of a state without realizing what I was stupidly doing rather than reaching down on the outter side of the metal bars to pull the lever, I had my hand on the inside, pulled lever, pushed bed back and ended up with my hand jammed (bracelet holding me in place, and almost 8 months pregnant mind you) and in a very awkward position might I add, where I was then left "unable" to release myself. Resulted in me ripping my pj bottoms during my stuggle with the bed, which later resulted in me accidently "flashing" someone and sending them blind after forgetting about said rip.

[peasea]

Well, no balls, but I have had 2 glasses of wine and that is enough for me <----Geez, that emoticon is quite funny, ain't it??

I was on a choir trip (yes, I used to sing, shuddup already) and we were preparing to go out and do a concert. All us girls in the girls bathroom, me in the toilet for a nervous one. I have an aversion to sitting on public toilet seats, so I...um..squat...instead. Well I completely missed the toilet and ended up standing in a puddle of pee. I had to wait until all the girls had left the bathroom until I could clean up and come out.

I do that all the time, is it not normal to have a blank spot in your life and find yourself standing in a pool of pee? Bugger!

[Sully60]

In a shop I used to work in there was a pair of customers that would regurlarly come in together. They seemed to be quite different in age, the male being what I thought to be close to my age and the female more like my mums age.
I'd seen them quite a few times and as I got more comfortable talking to the male customer I asked how long his mum had been riding.
To which he replied "Well actually XXXX and I are married"

Did you get Lassie to come home Maha?

[Maha]

Did you get Lassie to come home Maha?

More than once Sully..... more than once

[peasea]

In a shop I used to work in there was a pair of customers that would regurlarly come in together. They seemed to be quite different in age, the male being what I thought to be close to my age and the female more like my mums age.
I'd seen them quite a few times and as I got more comfortable talking to the male customer I asked how long his mum had been riding.
To which he replied "Well actually XXXX and I are married"

Did you get Lassie to come home Maha?

Probably came everywhere.

[Hinny]

Urban Legend.
Woman on London visit is invited to flash party.
Goes to the loo after being there a while.
Finds a log has been left in the bowl and it won't flush away. Decides that rather than leave it in there and have next person think she was responsible for it decides to get rid of it by other means. Out the window!
Goes back downstairs to the party to find the room hushed with everyone looking variously at her and the glass ceiling.

[peasea]

It's probably not glass...there'll be a time-lapse and the joke is just around the corner....splat!

Who's the Prom Queen now???

[peasea]

Well there are some things in life that I'm quite generous with, shall we say?

Erm, can you give me some cash?

[Madmax]

I think one of my best ones was saying that furbes?
would make realy good middle managers because
no one can understand them and you would not
have to pay them as much,!
and that i thought most middle managers were of such weapon
grade stuipdity you could drop them on countrys and
destroy anything usefull!!!!

I got fired for that
the same guy applyed for a job as a software Y2K tester
were i worked next
He wanted to to no if a patch panel was Y2K compliant\\

[Trudes]

fantasize away oh sweet lady.

You are responsible for my most recent oppsie moment anyway.

First time meeting a KB member that you have no real idea of what they look like, yeah female, yeah blonde. Offers to pick you up from the train and sends a text saying I am wearing a blue t-shirt so you will recognise me. Coolies

Hop off the train, see a blonde woman walking towards me complete with blue t-shirt, rush up and give her an almighty hug and HELLO! to sense something is not right Look to beloved for help only to see him about pissing himself looking in the opposite direction. Blonde hugs me back and gets on the train obviously relieved to be away from strange train station hugger. I join beloved laughing. Not sure what the KB member thought when she came to collect us only to find the pair of us about in tears laughing about my "friendliness".

That was my stunt double, I planted her there on purpose!!